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These are the most ridiculous shoes I've ever seen.

cptjeff

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Size 15A, I presume.
 

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Originally Posted by teddieriley
Great thread. Thanks!

Any time. I hope to soon be a valued and well known member of this community.
 

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Originally Posted by Edge89
Any time. I hope to soon be a valued and well known member of this community.
Glad to have you. Follow in the path of Reevolving or Butter, and you'll be most loved next to poaster formerly known as Vox (PFKAV (TM)). I do miss him.
 

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Just a bad photograph: wide-angle lens distortion.
 

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Originally Posted by Edge89
Did they take their stock photo of the size 15s, or is Barney's really trying to sell $300 clown shoes?

http://www.barneys.com/Lace-Up-Boot/...efault,pd.html

Either way, it made me laugh a little, so I guess I don't mind so much.


Even with that kind of discount ,they're not going to shift ...

Only German soldiers in Stalingrad could have happy wearing these monstruosities..
 

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Sometimes you need to kick it up from gunboats to full on destroyers.
 

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If you rock those with APCs that you haven't washed in two years and contain the unmistakable stank of buttsweat and urine splash-back, you'll be trending so fucking hard bro. Top it off with a Belstaff waxed cotton coat that you "distressed" in the washer machine for hours so that the fucking thing looks ragged, you will literally shit on everyone you see just by walking by them. People might ask for your autograph.
 

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Originally Posted by Bull
If you rock those with APCs that you haven't washed in two years and contain the unmistakable stank of buttsweat and urine splash-back, you'll be trending so fucking hard bro. Top it off with a Belstaff waxed cotton coat that you "distressed" in the washer machine for hours so that the fucking thing looks ragged, you will literally shit on everyone you see just by walking by them. People might ask for your autograph.

Not to mention that you will be able to resell them on SW&D for twice the original price
 

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Originally Posted by ktrp
Sometimes you need to kick it up from gunboats to full on destroyers.

Maybe an ugly version of a Super Dreadnaught?

Actually they look like a collided super tanker!
 

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I dont see anything wrong. barneys does that for all their shoes...
 

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