The Worst WAYWT Thread

[AR_Six]

Originally Posted by Toiletduck

Oh well.

If he came here w/ 3400, he'd end up w/ 1 suit he'd hardly wear, a jantzen white shirt and a pair of brown shoes no one would recognize.

Better to wait till he's graduated and started work before he comes here I think.

I kind of doubt that. If he was looking for streetwear he probably would've ended up with a pair of CP, a pair of NDC, 2 pair raw jeans (one possibly black or gray), a couple of hoodies and a sweater or something, a bunch of AA tees... etc. You could do a lot here for 3400. My Wings + Horns Sample Sale SF proxy extravaganza came out to around 2k, including what I kept, and that could've outfitted someone completely for quite a long while.

 

[bbaquiran]

Originally Posted by tiecollector

The orphaned suit jacket might have potential... those dad jeans... glasses... oh man...

That stance gives an excellent opening to a kick in the nuts.

 

[LooseChange]

Stop picking on him, he already got into a fight, check out the cast.

Or maybe that's an accessory...

 

[Nico Samuel Pleninsek]

Advise so kidz wouln't think your teh gayz in HS for liking clothez:

It's real simple. Have a reputation of being good at wooing females, or be known for something masculine (fights, selling drugs, sports, etc)

Don't most of you guys sell drugs so no one will think your gay since you have an interest in clothing?

 

[Stazy]

Originally Posted by Smells Like Poor

I pray to Jeebus that it's for practical reasons and not an addition to his outfit.
Took the words right out of my mouth.

 

[bbaquiran]

It's probably so women will ask "Oooh what happened to your hand? Did you get in a fight?"

 

[Nico Samuel Pleninsek]

Originally Posted by bbaquiran

It's probably so women will ask "Oooh what happened to your hand? Did you get in a fight?"

I punch brick walls so the womens think I fight, and then I run my fingers through my hair and go, "Yeah I killed a man." Then they don't think I'm gay; best way to sex ever man.

 

[Stazy]

Originally Posted by bbaquiran

It's probably so women will ask "Oooh what happened to your hand? Did you get in a fight?"
He can then tell the story of how he got his ass kicked after stealing a pair of jeans from his ex gf's dad. Epic.

 

[Ludeykrus]

Originally Posted by Arcane

no wonder he dress like that when he lives inside a trashcan with brick wallpaper

Who the **** are you to judge a man by where he has to live?

 

[LooseChange]

^I think he was commenting on the uncleanliness of the room, i.e. all the clothes lying around.

 

[Ludeykrus]

No, he specifically mentioned the wallpaper.

 

[Warren G.]

Originally Posted by Lel

Oh and I'm going to bring this up again but a guy had $3400 to spend on a new wardrobe and he came to that forum. $3400!!! To think that it was wasted on a lot of mediocre mall brands! Oh dear god WHY!? If only I had $3400 to spend, I think I would be set for a long time. I think I want to cry now.

This is the link to the thread, click at your own caution if you are a starving college student like me =/

Wow...yeah I'm a college student and I'm slowly rebuilding my wardrobe. Jeez with 3400, you can do so MUCH and have enough noodles till grad school.

 

[TyCooN]

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$580 to spend a day with a guy who will help you go shopping. Top that off with the money you wuld need to spend in order to get new clothing. Damn, people are lazy. If only those poor chumps found styleforum first.

 

[chronoaug]

If anyone's interested, i'll offer the same service for $579. Good deal. Get it while it's hot.

 

[Lel]

Originally Posted by TyCooN

If you guys are bitching about that, then you have to read this ****.

Source:
http://www.kinoimageconsulting.com/consultation/

$580 to spend a day with a guy who will help you go shopping. Top that off with the money you wuld need to spend in order to get new clothing. Damn, people are lazy. If only those poor chumps found styleforum first.

Oh my god, please tell me that no one has done this. Please please please.