The World's Most Nauseating Holiday Pants

[cordarounds]

Style Forum Readers: It's always a pleasure to submit Betabrand's finest inventions to the august body of Forum readers. Today's creation is extra special, as it solves the age old question of what pants you should pair with horrible holiday sweaters.

Get ready, gentlemen: The season of Christmas-sweater parties is about to begin. And while Betabrand applauds the notion of supremely hideous sweaters, we think it's only appropriate to delight your fellow partygoers with a truly awful ensemble. Hence, our limited-edition Nausea Pants!

Oh no, silly Mrs. Claus used rotten cream in her eggnog, and now everyone at the North Pole is as sick as can be! Santa's puking presents! Rudolph's retching candy canes! The floor of Santa's workshop is a steaming fetid mess!

a closer look at the fabric pattern:

Lucky for you, we were able to recreate this scene with a pair of lovingly illustrated pants. We hope you'll agree that these are some of the most ho-ho-horrendous Christmas pants you've ever seen.

The World's Most Nauseating Holiday Pants are now available for sale at Betabrand.com, home of Cordarounds, Bike to Work pants, Black Sheep Sweaters, Vagisoft Blankets, and all kinds of other fun holiday gifts.

 

[F. Corbera]

Paging Ed Morel.

 

[Eustace Tilley]

 

[comrade]

Originally Posted by cordarounds

Style Forum Readers: It's always a pleasure to submit Betabrand's finest inventions to the august body of Forum readers. Today's creation is extra special, as it solves the age old question of what pants you should pair with horrible holiday sweaters.

Get ready, gentlemen: The season of Christmas-sweater parties is about to begin. And while Betabrand applauds the notion of supremely hideous sweaters, we think it's only appropriate to delight your fellow partygoers with a truly awful ensemble. Hence, our limited-edition Nausea Pants!

Oh no, silly Mrs. Claus used rotten cream in her eggnog, and now everyone at the North Pole is as sick as can be! Santa's puking presents! Rudolph's retching candy canes! The floor of Santa's workshop is a steaming fetid mess!

a closer look at the fabric pattern:

Lucky for you, we were able to recreate this scene with a pair of lovingly illustrated pants. We hope you'll agree that these are some of the most ho-ho-horrendous Christmas pants you've ever seen.

The World's Most Nauseating Holiday Pants are now available for sale at Betabrand.com, home of Cordarounds, Bike to Work pants, Black Sheep Sweaters, Vagisoft Blankets, and all kinds of other fun holiday gifts.

Falalala, lala, la la !!

 

[LabelKing]

That looks like the end of any successful party to me.

 

[mickey711]

From which mill is the fabric sourced?

 

[dunga]

awsum

 

[acidboy]

is that selvedge?

 

[Ianiceman]

Someone took the line 'don we now our gay apparel' a bit too literally, eh?

 

[geoffmartin17]

The best part is the christia fish greek tattoo he has on his arm... "icthus"

 

[dsmolken]

Can't imagine being able to wear those too often... heh.

 

[lasbar]

Originally Posted by dsmolken

Can't imagine being able to wear those too often... heh.

Why not?

 

[Made in California]

I really like the interior lining. Impeccable attention to detail.

 

[GBR]

Nothing wrong with them, don't be a fuddy duddy.

 

[lasbar]

Originally Posted by LabelKing

That looks like the end of any successful party to me.

A successful party to me is finishing without my pants on in bed with a lovely lady...