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The World's Most Nauseating Holiday Pants

cordarounds

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Style Forum Readers: It's always a pleasure to submit Betabrand's finest inventions to the august body of Forum readers. Today's creation is extra special, as it solves the age old question of what pants you should pair with horrible holiday sweaters.





Get ready, gentlemen: The season of Christmas-sweater parties is about to begin. And while Betabrand applauds the notion of supremely hideous sweaters, we think it's only appropriate to delight your fellow partygoers with a truly awful ensemble. Hence, our limited-edition Nausea Pants!




Oh no, silly Mrs. Claus used rotten cream in her eggnog, and now everyone at the North Pole is as sick as can be! Santa's puking presents! Rudolph's retching candy canes! The floor of Santa's workshop is a steaming fetid mess!

a closer look at the fabric pattern:





Lucky for you, we were able to recreate this scene with a pair of lovingly illustrated pants. We hope you'll agree that these are some of the most ho-ho-horrendous Christmas pants you've ever seen.






The World's Most Nauseating Holiday Pants are now available for sale at Betabrand.com, home of Cordarounds, Bike to Work pants, Black Sheep Sweaters, Vagisoft Blankets, and all kinds of other fun holiday gifts.
 

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Originally Posted by cordarounds
Style Forum Readers: It's always a pleasure to submit Betabrand's finest inventions to the august body of Forum readers. Today's creation is extra special, as it solves the age old question of what pants you should pair with horrible holiday sweaters.





Get ready, gentlemen: The season of Christmas-sweater parties is about to begin. And while Betabrand applauds the notion of supremely hideous sweaters, we think it's only appropriate to delight your fellow partygoers with a truly awful ensemble. Hence, our limited-edition Nausea Pants!




Oh no, silly Mrs. Claus used rotten cream in her eggnog, and now everyone at the North Pole is as sick as can be! Santa's puking presents! Rudolph's retching candy canes! The floor of Santa's workshop is a steaming fetid mess!

a closer look at the fabric pattern:





Lucky for you, we were able to recreate this scene with a pair of lovingly illustrated pants. We hope you'll agree that these are some of the most ho-ho-horrendous Christmas pants you've ever seen.






The World's Most Nauseating Holiday Pants are now available for sale at Betabrand.com, home of Cordarounds, Bike to Work pants, Black Sheep Sweaters, Vagisoft Blankets, and all kinds of other fun holiday gifts.


Falalala, lala, la la !!
 

Ianiceman

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Someone took the line 'don we now our gay apparel' a bit too literally, eh?
 

dsmolken

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Can't imagine being able to wear those too often... heh.
 

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Originally Posted by dsmolken
Can't imagine being able to wear those too often... heh.

Why not?
 

Made in California

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I really like the interior lining. Impeccable attention to detail.
 

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Nothing wrong with them, don't be a fuddy duddy.
 

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Originally Posted by LabelKing
That looks like the end of any successful party to me.

A successful party to me is finishing without my pants on in bed with a lovely lady...
 

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