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Hat: Cottle
Shades: JMM
Jacket: Falcon Garments
Pants: Cottle
Shoes: Hender Scheme
Belly: Will Smith

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This outfit is like when you were young and stayed over at a friend’s house. In the morning, you come down to the kitchen and your friend is busy putting together breakfast. He perfectly toasts some bread, takes out some crunchy Jif peanut butter (the GOOD stuff), spreads it on, and you’re like “ahhhhh yeahhhhh this is about to be a bombass sandwich!” He goes back to the fridge, reaches back for a jar and you think “oh man can’t wait for this jellyyyyy!”

But it’s not jelly. It’s ketchup.

He lovingly taps the bottle, right on the “57,” until he’s got a nice thick bloody layer on there, smashes it together and takes a big bite. He looks up at you with a huge grin on his face, a sticky mouth full of his creation and announces proudly, “Pih-bih ehn KAYYYYY!!!”

Your mom picks you up later that morning and asks you if you had fun. You tell her you don’t want to go over to @whorishconsumer ‘s house anymore.
 

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This outfit is like when you were young and stayed over at a friend’s house. In the morning, you come down to the kitchen and your friend is busy putting together breakfast. He perfectly toasts some bread, takes out some crunchy Jif peanut butter (the GOOD stuff), spreads it on, and you’re like “ahhhhh yeahhhhh this is about to be a bombass sandwich!” He goes back to the fridge, reaches back for a jar and you think “oh man can’t wait for this jellyyyyy!”

But it’s not jelly. It’s ketchup.

He lovingly taps the bottle, right on the “57,” until he’s got a nice thick bloody layer on there, smashes it together and takes a big bite. He looks up at you with a huge grin on his face, a sticky mouth full of his creation and announces proudly, “Pih-bih ehn KAYYYYY!!!”

Your mom picks you up later that morning and asks you if you had fun. You tell her you don’t want to go over to @whorishconsumer ‘s house anymore.

It's like you were there.
 

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This outfit is like when you were young and stayed over at a friend’s house. In the morning, you come down to the kitchen and your friend is busy putting together breakfast. He perfectly toasts some bread, takes out some crunchy Jif peanut butter (the GOOD stuff), spreads it on, and you’re like “ahhhhh yeahhhhh this is about to be a bombass sandwich!” He goes back to the fridge, reaches back for a jar and you think “oh man can’t wait for this jellyyyyy!”

But it’s not jelly. It’s ketchup.

He lovingly taps the bottle, right on the “57,” until he’s got a nice thick bloody layer on there, smashes it together and takes a big bite. He looks up at you with a huge grin on his face, a sticky mouth full of his creation and announces proudly, “Pih-bih ehn KAYYYYY!!!”

Your mom picks you up later that morning and asks you if you had fun. You tell her you don’t want to go over to @whorishconsumer ‘s house anymore.

this was the story and laugh I didn't know I needed
 

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