Stick with watches, mate. Many a hole in many an argument. But with your obvious means, you have quite the assortment of fine timepieces. Your 'hamburger' watch might even do it for me. Not familiar with it in person and the measurements are possible but maybe not quite right on my wrist. I cannot say for sure without it on my flesh. Sorry, that attempt at a pseudo pun sounds off. I find size issues also depend on size of wearer.