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This is where you should organise the next football (ha soccer) World Cup then.Miami as a city was built entirely from questionable industries...
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This is where you should organise the next football (ha soccer) World Cup then.Miami as a city was built entirely from questionable industries...
There is no middle class in Miami. You're either Richemont Trash or you drive Foo's barbie Porsche. There is no in-between.Okay but how much do you really need to make to be middle class here?
Miami's literally hosting a few games in the 2026 World Cup.This is where you should organise the next football (ha soccer) World Cup then.
Can’t say, happily can’t see them, ask him a picture by PM if you are interestedFor his Ball?
If you have radioactive balls, you should seek medical attention.
I would wager that the spray tans, Botox, and lip-fillers are quite real…..Ah... Miami.
The guy who cuts my hair has two fake Daytonas and the dude that sells me suits wears a fake AP. I know plenty of people that drive a luxury car but live in what we South Floridians call "an efficiency" (IYKYK). A friend of mine wears custom shirts - monogramed and everything - from "Brioni". When I asked him to hook me up with an appointment, he told me that some Indian dude comes to his office and measures him up for a shirt. They just slap the "Brioni" label on the collar. The guy charges, like, $99 per shirt. Brioni - REAL Brioni - starts at $400. Everything you see down here is fake, from the Colombian t*ts to the buckles on your waiter's Ferragamo belt.
P.S.: The only times I've encountered REAL South Floridian wealth are when I represented Russian mob bosses or hung out with people in questionable industries.
Know how I know you’re not from Miami? Nobody gets spray tans here.I would wager that the spray tans, Botox, and lip-fillers are quite real…..
On girls and guys 😂
Know how I know you’re not from Miami? Nobody gets spray tans here.
Never claimed to be from Miami. So many orange-skinned peeps…..mostly younger tho. The older folks are leathered-outKnow how I know you’re not from Miami? Nobody gets spray tans here.