OK, I will play. I am not sure the purchase is a bad idea.
But I will try to respond to your desperate plea for help. The watch has an unusual textured dial. Reminds me a tiny bit of Patrick Bateman's textured TT DJ Tapestry dial from American Psycho:
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On the other hand, Bateman regularly shows up on lists of the best dressed characters in cinema. Bateman told himself to stop too. So there's that.