Dismiss Notice

STYLE. COMMUNITY. GREAT CLOTHING.

Bored of counting likes on social networks? At Styleforum, you’ll find rousing discussions that go beyond strings of emojis.

Click Here to join Styleforum's thousands of style enthusiasts today!

The View: Nothing predates Jesus in this flat world.

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by whodini, Dec 4, 2007.

  1. edmorel

    edmorel Quality Seller!! Dubiously Honored

    Messages:
    25,792
    Likes Received:
    3,422
    Joined:
    Mar 10, 2006
    Location:
    NYC
    No, those are "˜stupid bitches'...they are a completely different category of women.

    Perhaps you should de-antiquate your thinking and join us in 2007? While I'm sure it's all wonderful seeing everything through 1950's (just to take a stab of the type of era) rose-colored glasses, you should broaden your horizons regarding this issue; I mean if you did it with your sexuality, surely you could do it regarding this.

    Jon.



    [​IMG]

    Aren't you due to be shorn today?
     


  2. imageWIS

    imageWIS Senior member

    Messages:
    20,008
    Likes Received:
    97
    Joined:
    Apr 19, 2004
    Location:
    New York City / Buenos Aires
    [​IMG]

    Aren't you due to be shorn today?


    If that's your pickup line, you better go back to the drawing board.

    Jon.
     


  3. itsstillmatt

    itsstillmatt The Liberator Dubiously Honored

    Messages:
    14,384
    Likes Received:
    2,048
    Joined:
    Mar 11, 2006
    Location:
    The wild and the pure.
    [​IMG]

    Aren't you due to be shorn today?

    A lot of times boys and girls stop being best friends once they discover sex.
     


  4. imageWIS

    imageWIS Senior member

    Messages:
    20,008
    Likes Received:
    97
    Joined:
    Apr 19, 2004
    Location:
    New York City / Buenos Aires
    A lot of times boys and girls stop being best friends once they discover sex.

    Not if you weren’t attracted sexually to them in the first place. You don’t have to stick your dick in every hole you see.

    Jon.
     


  5. Flieger

    Flieger Senior member

    Messages:
    3,246
    Likes Received:
    18
    Joined:
    Mar 23, 2007
    Not if you weren't attracted sexually to them in the first place. You don't have to stick your dick in every hole you see.

    Jon.


    shit, someone should have told me this a long time ago..
     


  6. imageWIS

    imageWIS Senior member

    Messages:
    20,008
    Likes Received:
    97
    Joined:
    Apr 19, 2004
    Location:
    New York City / Buenos Aires
    shit, someone should have told me this a long time ago..

    Dude, see a doctor, stat.

    Jon.
     


  7. whodini

    whodini Conan OOOOOOO"BRIEN!

    Messages:
    18,144
    Likes Received:
    175
    Joined:
    Jul 16, 2006
    Location:
    Loretto, KY
    Not if you weren’t attracted sexually to them in the first place. You don’t have to stick your dick in every hole you see.

    Jon.

    Careful, you wouldn't want to take away edmorel's business.
     


  8. RJman

    RJman Posse Member Dubiously Honored

    Messages:
    18,647
    Likes Received:
    102
    Joined:
    Dec 10, 2004
    Location:
    Lian Yu
    Dude, see imageWIS, stat.

    Jon.

    Fixed.
     


  9. macuser3of5

    macuser3of5 Senior member

    Messages:
    2,543
    Likes Received:
    12
    Joined:
    Apr 27, 2006
    "Is the world flat?"

    "I don't know"

    [​IMG]

    I've already watched the first, but the second... Ugh.
     


  10. Saucemaster

    Saucemaster Sized Down 2

    Messages:
    6,678
    Likes Received:
    3
    Joined:
    Mar 9, 2006
    Location:
    San Francisco
    The more you think about it, the stranger (and more stupid) it becomes. For example: if there was nothing before Jesus, what, precisely, was the ontological status of Mary and Joseph, the magi, the shepherds, the guy who gave Mary and Joseph access to the manger, and all the people filling up the inn, which forced them to use the manger in the first place? Who is this mysterious "Caesar Augustus" who ordered the census that forced Mary and Joseph to travel to Bethlehem, and what possible reason could you have to order a census when no one exists? How is it possible that John the Baptist was born BEFORE Jesus?

    Mysteries abound.
     


  11. kwilkinson

    kwilkinson Having a Ball

    Messages:
    33,652
    Likes Received:
    858
    Joined:
    Nov 21, 2007
    Location:
    Chicago
    The more you think about it, the stranger (and more stupid) it becomes. For example: if there was nothing before Jesus, what, precisely, was the ontological status of Mary and Joseph, the magi, the shepherds, the guy who gave Mary and Joseph access to the manger, and all the people filling up the inn, which forced them to use the manger in the first place? Who is this mysterious "Caesar Augustus" who ordered the census that forced Mary and Joseph to travel to Bethlehem, and what possible reason could you have to order a census when no one exists? How is it possible that John the Baptist was born BEFORE Jesus?

    Mysteries abound.


    As mentioned earlier in this post, the 'nothing before Jesus' argument only works from a Christian perspective in that you believe in a trinity (Father, Son, Holy Spirit), which are always together and always one. That is how it works, because Jesus was w/ God in the beginning b/c Jesus is God. According to Christians at least.
     


  12. imageWIS

    imageWIS Senior member

    Messages:
    20,008
    Likes Received:
    97
    Joined:
    Apr 19, 2004
    Location:
    New York City / Buenos Aires
    Careful, you wouldn't want to take away edmorel's business.

    [​IMG]

    Jon.
     


  13. Saucemaster

    Saucemaster Sized Down 2

    Messages:
    6,678
    Likes Received:
    3
    Joined:
    Mar 9, 2006
    Location:
    San Francisco
    As mentioned earlier in this post, the 'nothing before Jesus' argument only works from a Christian perspective in that you believe in a trinity (Father, Son, Holy Spirit), which are always together and always one. That is how it works, because Jesus was w/ God in the beginning b/c Jesus is God. According to Christians at least.

    Trust me, I know--my father is a Christian minister. As also mentioned earlier, though, it seems relatively clear that this isn't what she's thinking of. She thinks that Christianity and Greek polytheism were always contemporary, for example, and she thinks that there were no religions before Christianity. And since, as the religion is defined, Christianity relies on the actual physical manifestation of Jesus as the Christ, she's got all sorts of obvious questions she can't possibly answer.
     


  14. kwilkinson

    kwilkinson Having a Ball

    Messages:
    33,652
    Likes Received:
    858
    Joined:
    Nov 21, 2007
    Location:
    Chicago
    sorry, must have misread the questions then... or tried to answer it without reading it fully
     


  15. globetrotter

    globetrotter Senior member

    Messages:
    20,605
    Likes Received:
    391
    Joined:
    Sep 28, 2004
    Location:
    greater chicago
    ok, sorry, I've never watched this. I know who barbara W is, and woopi G, who is the woman who says all the stupid stuff, and why is she on tv? there are plenty of stupid people in the world, why did this one get selected to be on tv?
     


Share This Page

Styleforum is proudly sponsored by