The View: Nothing predates Jesus in this flat world.

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  1. whodini

    whodini Conan OOOOOOO"BRIEN!

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    Ok, so this may be completely scripted by ABC as the level of stupidity required for the statements in the following clips is scientifically impossible.

    Unregardless.... I caught these clips while reading wwtdd.com and found them to be 100% worthy of SF.

    Enjoy!

    The world is flat?:


    No, nothing predated Jesus (Christians), not even Greek religion:
     


  2. Connemara

    Connemara [URL='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jST2Sv63WQ']

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    That's what you get for inviting Artisan Fan to your talk show.
     


  3. itsstillmatt

    itsstillmatt The Liberator Dubiously Honored

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    Did anybody else notice that Whoopi is just as freaking stupid with her "God created us in the first place" belief.
     


  4. whodini

    whodini Conan OOOOOOO"BRIEN!

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    Did anybody else notice that Whoopi is just as freaking stupid with her "God created us in the first place" belief.
    I like her "God sneezed" theory.... [​IMG]
     


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    itsstillmatt The Liberator Dubiously Honored

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  6. Connemara

    Connemara [URL='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jST2Sv63WQ']

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    Fucking yentas.
    Lol I love Yiddish.
     


  7. Saucemaster

    Saucemaster Sized Down 2

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    I'd seen the first one before. This was my virgin experience with the second one.

    When I'm King of the USA and I institute my "mandatory testing before issuance of a procreation license" policy, I'm showing these clips to silence any opposition from the populace.
     


  8. Augusto86

    Augusto86 Sean Penn's Mexican love child

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    The best part is...there are, if you take her words @ face value, two alternatives - either she is monumentally stupid, or she is making a complex theological argument. If she believes in a trinitarian God, then such a God, creating all things in the universe, predates everything, and as the Son is a portion of the three-in-one god, the Son, i.e. Jesus, predates the universe. [​IMG]
     


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    Honestly, almost no amount of stupidity or ignorance really surprises me anymore. She couldn've called the dinosaurs a hoax, and it wouldn't really faze me. A lot of people are just fucking morons.
     


  10. SoCal2NYC

    SoCal2NYC Fashion Hayzus

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    Jesus Christ...is every episode them just talking over each other and trying to get a word in?
     


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    SoCal2NYC Fashion Hayzus

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    Also, maybe she thinks that acting stupid will give her some sort of Jessica Simpson appeal.
     


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    SoCal2NYC Fashion Hayzus

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    "I'z on a show on ABC...I gotsa worry bout feedin my boo first!"
     


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    "I'z on a show on ABC...I gotsa worry bout feedin my boo first!"

    Jesus Christ.. That woman in monumentally stupid. And whoopi's "maybe the earth being round is also part of evolutino?" WTF?!?

    [​IMG]
     


  14. whodini

    whodini Conan OOOOOOO"BRIEN!

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    Honestly, almost no amount of stupidity or ignorance really surprises me anymore. She couldn've called the dinosaurs a hoax, and it wouldn't really faze me. A lot of people are just fucking morons.
    Too bad you're that jaded but it's believable. Sauce, you've got my vote for King of the USA but only under one condition: FLASH MY FRIDAYS!!!
     


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    The best part is...there are, if you take her words @ face value, two alternatives - either she is monumentally stupid, or she is making a complex theological argument. If she believes in a trinitarian God, then such a God, creating all things in the universe, predates everything, and as the Son is a portion of the three-in-one god, the Son, i.e. Jesus, predates the universe. [​IMG]

    This is exactly what I was thinking! But the complex theological argument possibility fell through when she said, "I don't think there was anything before Christians." Meaning that nothing existed before human beings who believed in Christ. That makes my head hurt, so I'm forced to conclude that she is just catastrophically obtuse.
     


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