The Unofficial Goldman Sachs Guide To Being A Man

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  1. ter1413

    ter1413 Senior member

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    some funny some true :)
     


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    "If you want a nice umbrella, bring a sh*tty one to church"

    :confused:
     


  4. Harold falcon

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    I don't get that. Does that mean you bring a shitty one but steal a good one when you leave?
     


  5. Harold falcon

    Harold falcon Senior member

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    If some motherfucker stole my umbrella at church I'd kneecap him in the parking lot with a tire iron in full view of the whole congregation.
     


  6. wojt

    wojt Senior member

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    i think you should ask yourself what would Jesus do
     


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    otc Senior member

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    "Cobblers will save your shoes. So will shoe trees."


    !!!!!
     


  8. Onetwobit

    Onetwobit Well-Known Member

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    My personal favorite

    "Act like you’ve been there before. It doesn’t matter if it’s in the end zone at the Super Bowl or on a private plane"
     


  9. Rumpelstiltskin

    Rumpelstiltskin Senior member

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    Quote: I didn't understand his for a loooong time. When it finally hit me I mentally smacked myself in the head mid kiss



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    I like these, esp the last one because I rarely drink alone
     


  10. otc

    otc Senior member

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    Confused. What didn't you get?
     


  11. Rumpelstiltskin

    Rumpelstiltskin Senior member

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    Until my early to mid 20s when in doubt I bailed almost everytime. It was horrible. Do you know how many young women I missed out on because I was chickshit? [​IMG]
     


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