The Tim Tebow Appreciation Thread...

[JoeWoah]

Let's discuss how great Tim Tebow is here...

After all, his tears can cure AIDS, Cancer and is an alternative to HGH.

 

[Connemara]

I once saw him bang this girl at a party and impregnate 7 women due to their proximity to *********.

 

[Connemara]

LOL John 3:16 on his eyepaint (or whatever you call that).

 

[Pangolin]

That's what it is! I couldn't figure out what he had written there. God bless.

 

[Dakota rube]

I just heard that Pres-elect Obama is merely the Messenger to tell us all of the coming of the Tebow.

 

[jaymovement]

Tebow could get a Swastika tattooed on his face and ESPN would find a way to praise him for it.

 

[cpmac7]

Originally Posted by jaymovement

Tebow could get a Swastika tattooed on his face and ESPN would find a way to praise him for it.

exactly right

 

[randallr]

his tears do indeed cure all diseases

 

[ArliHawk`]

I would say his trash talking (which led to an unsportsmanlike conduct last night) on the field isn't very Christian like.

Between him and Tyler Hansborough, you'd think two saints ruled college athletics right now.

 

[airportlobby]

All Fox blowjobs aside - he just doesn't look all that good. Those two picks he threw were abysmal, and UF is forced to run a 1965 Texas high school offense because Tebow can't pass. It's a good thing OU's defense is soft. I doubt he would even be the fourth best QB in the Big XII.

 

[bullethead]

He is at the apex of his career.

as for the NFL, his arm is average and qb's with a propensity for taking off upfield have a shorter lifespan than milk at the deli.

And I hate athletes who praise jesus for allowing them to take a *********** morning

 

[HORNS]

Originally Posted by airportlobby

All Fox blowjobs aside - he just doesn't look all that good. I doubt he would even be the fourth best QB in the Big XII.

LOL

It's a toss-up as to who is the biggest Jeezoid out there - Tim Tebow or Colt McCoy.

 

[texas_jack]

Originally Posted by bullethead

He is at the apex of his career.

as for the NFL, his arm is average and qb's with a propensity for taking off upfield have a shorter lifespan than milk at the deli.

And I hate athletes who praise jesus for allowing them to take a *********** morning

Yeah, I hope he enjoyed this because he's destined for the bench.

 

[Grayland]

He's not going to be a pro QB - more than likely a TE or H-Back, but he's a helluva college quarterback. He's a beast and he makes the plays when they need to be made.

 

[chorse123]

The fellating of Tebow by the announcers last night was hilarious.