The thread that joked about different women's ethnicities and dating success?

[longskate88]

Anyone know the thread that said "Japanese women: first date, you pay for a big expensive dinner, get a hug, second date you again pay for an expensive dinner, get...etc?" It went through all the different ethnicities.

Looking for the Jewish one specifically. Thanks!

 

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[svardineni]

Here you go:



INTERNATIONAL DATING GUIDE



CAUCASIAN WOMAN:

First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.

Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.

Third date: You get to ******** in the missionary position. Then you promise to marry her but will probably abandon the idea.



JAPANESE WOMAN:

First date: She's shy, so you don't get to kiss her at all.

Second date: She'll take a bath in front of you and let you smell her panties.

Third date: You get to have kinky sex with her. Then she will bid you sayonara as that was her fling before getting married to a Japanese man.



MALAY WOMAN:

First date: You get to touch that big breast of hers.

Second date: You get to home base with her.

Third date: You have to promise her that you are gonna get circumcised. Then you will marry her and find out that you have to support her whole family. The only consolation is that you get to repeat the procedure three other times as allowed under Muslim law.



CHINESE WOMAN:

First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happened.

Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens either.

Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.



INDIAN WOMAN:

First date: Meet her parents.

Second date: Set the date of the wedding.

Third date: Wedding night.



BLACK WOMAN:

First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.

Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.

Third Date: You get to pay her rent.



JEWISH WOMAN:

First Date: You get a dynamite *******.

Second Date: You get another great *******.

Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.



MEXICAN WOMAN:

First Date: You give her $20 and have really good sex.

Second Date: you give $25 and have really good sex with her younger sister.

Third Date: You give her $30 and ******** with her younger brother.



IRISH WOMAN:

First Date: You both get blind drunk and ********.

Second Date: You both get blind drunk and ********.

20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and ********.

 

[thats.mana]

Wow! That was insightful.

 

[NorCal]

Dumb ass ****. Don't even really get the Mexican one.

 

[jpeirpont]

Originally Posted by NorCal

Dumb ass ****. Don't even really get the Mexican one.

Glad I'm not the only one.

 

[Zenny]