The "things you can't believe you just saw" thread...

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  1. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    I remember I got a voice mail from a friend who was visiting MIchigan. It went something like this: "Duuuude you have no idea what I am doing right now. I'm hanging from a second story deck while peeing!!!!!"

    He is now in the military.
     
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    paratrooper?
     
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    also, one time in my old apartment, i was walking to my car and i see the russian chick in the building next to me standing in her doorway talking to a dude i had never seen before. she was holding up a towel. about a second later she ushered him into the house and then turned around. she was totally naked behind the towel.

    there were actually 2 russian chicks in that unit, im pretty sure they were prostitutes. there was a never ending stream of guys entering and exiting that unit.
     
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    ^ once found myself in a girly bar... nude dancer went up to me, grabbed my cigarette and inserted it in her hole simulating smoking... and fucking returned the cig to me. fuck what the hell was I supposed to do with that??!!!
     
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    More surprising things were seen in the crowd at the England/Italy game

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    gomestar Super Yelper

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    Piobaire Not left of center?

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    When I was a kid, like 16 or 17, a couple of older guys from my summer job took me to a real dive strip bar. This is the type of bar where old strippers go to die type thing. Well, one of the guys was paying for private dances for himself. This very skanky, aging stripper with cottage cheese thighs and fried egg tits that hung to her navel took his beer bottle, stuck the mouth of it into her cooch, and gave it back to him...and he promptly guzzled the rest of that beer.

    I wanted to retch.
     
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    ^ "uhm, yer miller tastes like fish sauce"
     
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    was she able to actually take a drag?


    i would have actually retched.
     
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    gomestar Super Yelper

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    yesterday evening in the South West part of SoHo, I saw a ghetto ass black girl with a giant portrate tattooed on the front of her thigh.

    this was the portrate:
    [​IMG]
     
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    I was once in a Rite Aid downtown. There were two (Russian) women ahead of me waiting on line, one younger and moderately attractive, the other a genration older (thnik babushka). As they walked up to the register I noticed they each were carrying several dozen boxes of prophylactics in their little plastic shopping baskets.



    They must've seen that Hart's :crazy: faces had no effect on Balotelli or Pirlo, and decided to do their part. The guy on the left either chickened out or is too little, too late....
     
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    Years ago I was on my way to a deli on the Upper West Side of NYC and as I approached the store I noticed a girl approximately two feet to my right fall down to the ground and die. A piece of lintel from the building had broken loose and hit her in the head. My understanding is that it led to a new ordinance in NYC requiring stringent new inspection and maintenance rules for all city buildings.

    Edited to remove some of the gory details.
     
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    gomestar Super Yelper

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    this thread is not exactly going in the direction i invisioned.
     

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