The "things you can't believe you just saw" thread...

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  1. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Acid, did it feel good against your prostate?
     


  2. LawrenceMD

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    did they all get into the parent's leased Lexus/Mercs/BMWs afterwards and drive to the bubble tea/sizzling pepper steak joins afterwards?

    I can't believe I just saw one of the nicest gyms in NYC... and it was a fucking YMCA in Queens?! The place was cleaner and more organized than an Equinox.

    I had a neighbor who actually drives there from Brooklyn and convinced me to ride out with him this morning.
     


  3. Bhowie

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    Didn't stick around. They looked Cambodian or vietnamese. I use to go to a Cambodian night club, guys are odd. A lot of them had drug and weapon charges.
     


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    ^ah ok. I joke about asian gangs... but the cambodians and vietnamese ones are generally scary in a very violent/real way.
     


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    Agree, they sure can party and can be fun to hangout with, but there is that feeling of underlying danger when you are around some of those guys.
     


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    :fu: I'd eat dimsum style chicken feet, but these just look disgusting.


    how'd you know they're cambodians/viets? were they smaller than your average azn?
     


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    They had tanner skin and were a little stockier. Most of them had shaved heads as well.
     


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    Sound Mexican on Pwortor Reeken to me
     


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    Oh silly me they must have been Mexicans. :rolleyes:
     


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    Yesterday evening I caught a woman shoplifting in my grocery store in a tony part of DC. We made eye contact and she gives me this aw shucks smirk like, Oops, you caught me. Now, uh, what happens here?. I say to her in a low voice, "You want me to call security?". She shakes her head no and she looks suddenly scared and vulnerable (like she has hungry babies that need the Dove body wash she stuffed down her pants). So I say, "Then put it back". She looks at me shocked like, Nigga, you really gonna do me like that?. Anyway she reaches into her black sweatpants and pulls out the body wash. We keep looking at each other for a few more moments and I say, "All of it". She gets all frustrated, says "Fuck this shit" to herself and storms out.

    Felt pretty damn proud of myself though I'm sure she probably ducked into the CVS across the street to attempt the same thing.
     
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    Maybe you can get a job as store security?
     


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    I had 7 pretty intensely WTF moments in a single day once.

    I wrote about them (with photos) in a blog which I have long since neglected to update.
    If you guys are interested you can read them here:

    http://manlyodyssey.blogspot.co.uk/2008/08/qingdao.html

    Here is an excerpt:


    Unusual sight 7 involved one of those moments in life where a combination of disbelief and unpreparedness leave you unable to truly comprehend the magnitude of what you have just witnessed. As is clear from the photo taken at the rooftop bar, Qingdao is a large and vibrant city which houses a number of skyscrapers and the various financial institutions and high level shopping boutiques that come with them. It is in the heart of the commercial district where we stumbled across an unusual couple, firstly there was an elderly Chinese gentleman wearing shorts and a simple shirt along with a plain looking hat, a man that could easily blend in at any seaside town. That is, if he wasn't travelling with his unorthodox companion; a boy of about 12 or 13 in a plain white t-shirt, unassuming enough save for the fact that he was naked from the waist down. A sight which George described as "a party sausage sewn to a lychee".

    That's right, at some point in the day the child's parent or guardian had decided that this boy was ready to leave the house. Its not like this was some destitute kid surviving on the streets either, the fact he was wearing a clean, new t-shirt was an indicator that his family could afford clothes, it's just that they had decided to funnel all of their resources into clothing that all important torso region of the body whilst leaving the lower body exposed. The weirdest thing is that nobody walking down this busy shopping street found this unusual, the kid didn't look happy or sad to be devoid of trousers he just looked oddly at peace, maybe this aura of authoritative, calmness is what made his parents allow him to leave the house that way. "Hang on you forgot your shorts", "No mum, I won't be needing those".
     
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    Couple standing behind me in line:

    Her: It so weird, like all my friends are going off to grad school.
    Him: I know what you mean, This girl I know going to Chicago for her PhD - it's like an 8 yr. program.
    Her: OMG, that's sooo long - what's her thesis about?
    Him: The study & effect of drag lifestyle in black society. She's gay, 1/2 black, and waaay into drag culture, so I think it's a pretty good fit.
    Her: Still, it must be pretty intense - I mean, 8 years!
    Him: I think she has to teach there afterwards - that's what makes it so long.
    Her: That makes sense. Is the PhD in GLBT or Black studies?
    Him: That's a good question. She'll probably be married w/ kids by the time I see her next....
     


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