Discussion in 'General Chat' started by gomestar, Jun 25, 2012.
saw a nipple on my morning commute.
Were you on your way through a water polo match?
my commute would be far less annoying if it were.
Guy in boxers and little else was squatting behind a Popeye's, his tallywhacker popped out and flapping in the dry desert breeze. He had a big gash on his arm, and at first glance (yes, multiple glances ) he was stitching it up, but was actually prodding it with a sharpie marker! WTF! No pics I'm afraid.
My wife and I were walking up a quiet suburban feeling street in San Francisco's Noe Valley neighborhood, when a guy wearing a full head latex hood & mask walks out of a house. I turned to my wife and said, "Send in the Gimp!" A moment later, hood guy goes back in the house, and as we're walking past we can see that he is helping another guy down the stairs. I quickly realized that guy #1 wasn't the Gimp, he was the Gimp's handler. The Gimp was mummy wrapped from his waist on up in purple "bondage tape" (looks like an Ace bandage). His eyes and mouth were exposed through tiny slits in the wrappings, his arms were crossed in front of him and taped to immobility, and he had a thick chain and padlock around his neck. These two were followed by a third and fourth guy who were videoing the whole scene. They were also wearing the latex hoods, and t-shirts with the logo 'extremebondage.com'.
I think this deserves an x-post:
I had a little happy moment this morning. There is an exceedingly lightly traveled three mile stretch of road I use in the mornings. It is a beautiful morning here and I had the sunroof and windows open as I usually do on beautiful mornings. This morning there was the rare occurrence of another car with me on this road, a 10 year old or so Camero convertible with the top down. A very cute blonde, well tanned, late 20s or early 30s is driving. We get caught at the one stoplight and I look over to see she's changing her top! "Rats," thought I, "it's a shame she has a bra on as those are some fine taataas." She looks over at me and busts me watching her change. She laughs and says, "Perv!" I laugh and said, "I'd only be a perv if you didn't have your bra on." Our light changes to green, she laughs, says, "Perv!" again while flashing me a titty! She sped off and turned two or three blocks down.
same person, same nipple today. Gross.
in other news, NYDN brings photo caption acclaim
BTW what's gross about the nipple sighting?
damn, the article changed. It used to have a photo of a beaver with the caption "a wet beaver"
I once met a sweet old lady named "Iva Beaver".
I was sitting in an outdoor food court table when I heard rustling in the bushes 4ft away from me: it was a huge rat that had a fully grown pigeon by its neck. there was a struggle and more rustling until the rat dragged the subdued pigeon back into bushes.
everyone nearby [the place was packed] saw it what happened, then went right back to eating.
Seeing that would have ended my meal. How does a rat capture a pigeon?
i think that the sheer outrageousness of seeing a fucking rat catch a pigeon had us all in a bit of disbelief. there wasn't any gore during the struggle before the rat took the pigeon into the bushes.
Uncomfortable getting reminded that rats are predators, really.
I saw a pelican eat a pigeon years ago. Just scooped him right up. That was weird.
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