The Shoe Abomination Thread

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  1. jrd617

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    I'll get it started.

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    Those look like they were stitched out of mammoth hide by a drunken caveman. Please tell me these are photoshopped, and not owned by a real person.
     
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    I've seen worse out of the AE shoe customiser. This is pretty bad, though. 6.5/10.
     
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    This was recently posted on the CBD WAYWRN thread and together with duck-billed square toes it's hard to conceive of an uglier last shape for a real dress shoe: [​IMG]
     
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    That medallion is a dealbreaker [​IMG]
     
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    Nothing like a nice phallus on my shoes.
     
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    Those look like they were stitched out of mammoth hide by a drunken caveman. Please tell me these are photoshopped, and not owned by a real person.
    They are the Clarks Mo Three. Sadly real, and apparently come with black leather as well. ETA: Fit pic I found on Google Images [​IMG]
     
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    They are the Clarks Mo Three. Sadly real, and apparently come with black leather as well.

    ETA: Fit pic I found on Google Images

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    Good lord.
     
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    Is that supposed to be inspired by the Elephant Man's spectators?
     
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    That medallion is a dealbreaker

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