The secret to success with women

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  1. paraiso

    paraiso Senior member

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    I read that book expecting an account of regular guys getting with women, but it was nothing more than an account of some dorks lying to chicks. To say it's well founded in evolutionary psychology is quite a stretch. That stuff is no better than the numbers game. Approach enough chicks at a bar and you'll eventually hook up with a chick who is horny enough. Maybe it works for some dudes but I don't see why anyone would learn tons of techniques to impress women. All a guy has to do is stop being a pussy and go talk to them.
     


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  3. redcaimen

    redcaimen Bigtime

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    Go old school. Be a gentleman and never deviate from that. Know your target. Then attack from that angle. Find out what will impress them and then do that. You can determine how much class a women has by how comfortable she feels in certain environments. Is she a McDonalds, Applebee, Olive Garden, or white linen, silverware and wine glass lady. Then impress her with that.

    A quick way to get her to your place is to suggest that you take the desert home so that you can listen to some music in a more comfortable setting. It always works. Once you have her at your place message her feet. Get some of that sweet smelling body lotion from Bed, Bath, and Beyond. Take her shoes off get a warm cloth, wipe off her feet and then message them with the lotion, and if you get this far you should be getting either your finger or your pecker or both wet.

    If you get that stinky stuff, always take her panties. Every time you get it take her panties and in no time you will have her coming to you without any on. That is how you train them. Believe, I know it works.

    Once you have them, keep them at bay and never tell them that you love them.

    Good luck!



    Ahh, its good to see that with the younger generation the charm and mystery of romance is still sparkling bright!
     


  4. SField

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  5. mkarim

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    Once you have them, keep them at bay and never tell them that you love them.

    Very important. Never let them "figure" out where they stand with you.

    That is how you train them. Believe me, I know it works.

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    Very important. Never let them "figure" out where they stand with you.


    Why not? You'll find that most guys that do this end up having shit relationships.
     


  7. mkarim

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    Why not? You'll find that most guys that do this end up having shit relationships.

    Because once women "figure" out where they stand, you become "boring" and "predictable" to them. You are no longer the challenge they crave.
     


  8. why

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    The last few posters needs to get their dicks wet before giving advice. Foot massages? Are you serious? You're seriously creepy as fuck.
     


  9. Connemara

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    Go old school. Be a gentleman and never deviate from that. Know your target. Then attack from that angle. Find out what will impress them and then do that. You can determine how much class a women has by how comfortable she feels in certain environments. Is she a McDonalds, Applebee, Olive Garden, or white linen, silverware and wine glass lady. Then impress her with that. A quick way to get her to your place is to suggest that you take the desert home so that you can listen to some music in a more comfortable setting. It always works. Once you have her at your place message her feet. Get some of that sweet smelling body lotion from Bed, Bath, and Beyond. Take her shoes off get a warm cloth, wipe off her feet and then message them with the lotion, and if you get this far you should be getting either your finger or your pecker or both wet. If you get that stinky stuff, always take her panties. Every time you get it take her panties and in no time you will have her coming to you without any on. That is how you train them. Believe me, I know it works. Once you have them, keep them at bay and never tell them that you love them. Good luck!
    Are you there God? It's me, Jon.
     


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    A foot massage? Will I ruin the mood if I Phisoderm afterwards?
     


  11. Tokyo Slim

    Tokyo Slim In Time Out

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    [​IMG] Do they have the same tailor? And can someone tell me why homeboy #1 has a pair of binoculars?
     


  12. paraiso

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    Because once women "figure" out where they stand, you become "boring" and "predictable" to them. You are no longer the challenge they crave.

    That only happens if you're boring and predictable to begin with.
     


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    The last few posters needs to get their dicks wet before giving advice. Foot massages? Are you serious? You're seriously creepy as fuck.

    LOL! I was thinking the SAME thing!

    Take dessert home? Huh? First off, dont take the chick to dinner. Strike 1. Go out for drinks. Then take her back to your place for a nightcap. Dont ask. Strike 2. Go in for the kill when the time is right, but dont force it.

    How does one get to the point of massaging feet exactly? Do you kiss first or is that a precursor to the kiss? If your already making out you should seal the deal, not suck on toes.

    Finally, and this is a TRUE story. My sister ended up dating one of my friends for a spell. A year or two later a group of us was at the bar and my sister told me, "Brian is here. You know what he did that was creepy as fuck? Once we made out he started sucking my toes and moaning. That was too much for me". True story. Dont suck toes perv.
     


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    And can someone tell me why homeboy #1 has a pair of binoculars?

    Why it's because he's a peeping tom...
     


  15. clubbyjones

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    Go old school. Be a gentleman and never deviate from that. Know your target. Then attack from that angle. Find out what will impress them and then do that. You can determine how much class a women has by how comfortable she feels in certain environments. Is she a McDonalds, Applebee, Olive Garden, or white linen, silverware and wine glass lady. Then impress her with that.

    A quick way to get her to your place is to suggest that you take the desert home so that you can listen to some music in a more comfortable setting. It always works. Once you have her at your place message her feet. Get some of that sweet smelling body lotion from Bed, Bath, and Beyond. Take her shoes off get a warm cloth, wipe off her feet and then message them with the lotion, and if you get this far you should be getting either your finger or your pecker or both wet.

    If you get that stinky stuff, always take her panties. Every time you get it take her panties and in no time you will have her coming to you without any on. That is how you train them. Believe me, I know it works.

    Once you have them, keep them at bay and never tell them that you love them.

    Good luck!


    And I thought I was the smartest dude ever when I was in College Station. [​IMG]
     


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