THE PITTILOGUES: ONE MAN'S RAMBLINGS THROUGH THE SEEDY UNDERBELLY OF #MENSWEAR AT PITTI UOMO 85

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  1. conceptual 4est

    conceptual 4est The Classic Gentleman is Back

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    Does that map show what booth is carrying the shirts that feature the ouroboros arm holes? The ones that teenagelightning went so crazy for?
     


  2. lesamourai

    lesamourai Senior member

    now the ultimate question arises, who exactly is synth's waifu?
     


  3. Cantabrigian

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    If you gave me a hundred years to try, I couldn't make that more perfect.
     


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    Wait, you smell that?
    ^^^And we haven't even seen the shoes!
     


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    jet Persian Bro

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    pitti always delivers
     


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    Louys Senior member

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    Spats?
     


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    Horse hair boots that match the coat.
     


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    I'm afraid to click on those links because I'm not sure whether they contain pics of hair that is bad ass, or of ass hair that is bad.

    Synth - great write-ups, and I look forward to reading more.
     


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    ghdvfddzgzdzg Senior member

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    I only post pics of ass hair if it's good.
     


  10. Synthese

    Synthese Darth Millennial Dubiously Honored

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    No pics from tonight (banned myself from my phone except for the trading of dog pictures), but can someone tell me why they ground fresh pepper into my lap and winked at me?
     


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    nahneun Uncle Nephew

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    they like their sausages to be a bit spicy :foo:
     


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    Isachenko Senior member

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    Please tell me you're joking and this is just a Freud fantasy of yours?
     


  13. StanleyVanBuren

    StanleyVanBuren Thumb Raider

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    they gave you the Naples Napkin Nuisance?

    quick, what were you doing immediately prior to this happening?

    I can get you out of this; hopefully you are somewhere near a magnet or a magnetic surface at least. You're also going to need some rope. Start by ordering a Fernet Branca after your meal. I'm assuming [hoping] you haven't touched the napkin yet.
     
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  14. ShoutOutsFoMyBo

    ShoutOutsFoMyBo Senior member

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    sleep deprivation has made your writing very concise. an entertaining read

    also I can't help but wonder about much money some of these guys are spending to look the way they do. I like to imagine that the more flamboyant dudes have simply stolen clothes from the shops they work in
     
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  15. conceptual 4est

    conceptual 4est The Classic Gentleman is Back

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    those guys are pretty fancy and all, but I think we're all wondering the same thing: is anybody there cool enough to wear a rug?
     


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