The perfect woman

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  1. gilwood

    gilwood Senior member

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    I'm trying to think up a list of qualities I want in a women that I'd eventually marry. Somethings on my list:

    - Physically attractive but not so much that every guy is gawking at her as she walks by.
    - Enjoys the same activities I do.
    - Not too extravagent with money - Good test is what she orders on the menu.
    - Good at communicating - Doesn't just talk but actually conveys meanful information.
    - ??

    Anyone want to add to my list?
     


  2. Connemara

    Connemara [URL='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jST2Sv63WQ']

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    Might as well go look for a unicorn in Central Park.
     


  3. MetroStyles

    MetroStyles Senior member

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    - looks like a unicorn (big nose is a suitable substitute to the horn)
    - lives in Central Park
     


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    amerikajinda Senior member

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  5. Dakota rube

    Dakota rube Senior member

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    Um, how 'bout "likes to suck kawk"? (3 2 1... edmorel? Okay, he's not here.) And likes it up the butt, Bob.
     


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    BDC2823 Senior member

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    Um, how 'bout "likes to suck kawk"?

    (3
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    edmorel?

    Okay, he's not here.)


    And likes it up the butt, Bob.


    May need to be a little more specific. This sounds like Conne.
     


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    Hayling Senior member

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    A chick with a good little hardbody who will satisfy all sexual demands without being too slutty about it, and will essentially keep her dumb fucking mouth shut.
     


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    Um, how 'bout "likes to suck kawk"?
    This is smart answer! [​IMG]
     


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    MetroStyles Senior member

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    A chick with a good little hardbody who will satisfy all sexual demands without being too slutty about it, and will essentially keep her dumb fucking mouth shut.

    Sounds like someone needs to kidnap an 11 year old in California...[​IMG]
     


  11. Fuuma

    Fuuma Franchouillard Modasse

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    Sounds like someone needs to kidnap an 11 year old in California...[​IMG]

    This was a quote from American psycho....
     


  12. MetroStyles

    MetroStyles Senior member

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    This was a quote from American psycho....

    I know. I think McDermott said it.
     


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    detective skills
    swimming ability
     


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    Fuuma Franchouillard Modasse

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    -Skills with sais (it's a girly weapon, sorry Raphaël or Michelangelo or whichever of the TMNT used those).
    -Perfect earlobes
     


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