Shite, Chrono, I wasn't being for super serial about couches. I really like couches! (but only leather ones that are soft enough to not fuck up my smoking jackets with ashtrays for my pipes that also come with Help to shine to multiple pairs of ostritch-skin loafers). In my own defense, though, the only [admittedly very mediocre] fit I've posted was mostly for the purpose of asking how my new jawns fit. I didn't mean to insinuate that there was any completely perfect sweatshirt out there, but rather that there might be one that comes close to fitting my purpose perfectly. Anyway, I tried on the UO sweatshirt today and it was actually pretty nice. If none of the Chicago UO's have a grey one in small, I think I'll just order one online.