The Parenting Thread aka We're all MotherFuc*ers Here

[HORNS]

Last week while in the car, I told my eight year old son about the death of our cat. He started crying and I then began to cry. He turned to me and said, "Dad, your crying is embarrassing me."

 

[venividivicibj]

my card today

 

[double00]

in my kid's bathroom the other day , noticed some crud on his bath towel :

me : hey kiddo what is going on with this ?
kiddo : oh that's probably poop .

me , silently :

 

[venividivicibj]

My kid's new thing is randomly shrieking like a pterodactyl. It's ear piercing.

 

[HORNS]

My kid's new thing is randomly shrieking like a pterodactyl. It's ear piercing.

 

[venividivicibj]

Kid used to love avocado- could eat half an avocado on top of his normal meal. Now, overnight, he won’t touch them

 

[double00]

kiddo stopped drum lessons so he could do other stuff . I thought we might unload his kit but tonite I was doing some clave stuff on bass and he jumped in and ngl we sounded great .

 

[HORNS]

In the car today my son said that the devil's number shouldn't be 666 but 7734 because if you turn it upside down it spells "hell".

 

[beaversdamm]

Teacher here.

 

[venividivicibj]

Not sure if it belongs here or the Late Stage thread - Kid’s first mail from the doctor’s office was a Notice of Data Breach.

 

[HORNS]

Teacher here.

Oooooh, we're so scared!!