Before we all start wearing stupid ties, please confirm that you are not in fact ridiculously good looking and sporting a massive chocolate-covered penis that ejaculates money.I had a girl in college tell me once that she decided to hook up with me because I was wearing a Goofy tie (the Disney character). I don't think we should be so quick to discount seemingly strange factors.
No no no, the beautiful wife is so that you can have someone lovely to spend Easter with. The shoes are just a $13,000 way to make your fiance cry, if you're that poor bastard from a few months ago.I heard from George Jr. that some men only get a beautiful wife so they can buy Cleverley shoes.
Where's that kid whose parents are buying him the $18,000 vicuna suit? He should know about this.