The OFFICIAL Social Distancing Thread: Life in Lockdown

[ter1413]

Why don't you get an antibody test just to have some sense of knowledge?

I don't want my DNA floating around in case all of the bodies that I have under my belt come back to haunt me!

 

[edinatlanta]

I don't want my DNA floating around in case all of the bodies that I have under my belt come back to haunt me!

Goddamn do I hate saying it but we have a wisdom bomb from @ter1413

 

[beargonefishing]

I went to the doctor's yesterday, ( penis reduction )

Aka the edina standard.

 

[edinatlanta]

Aka the edina standard.

You realize you just said i'm big dicked?

 

[brokencycle]

I went to the doctor's yesterday, ( penis reduction ) and wore my N95 mask with a Proper Cloth mask over that.
Tough to breathe!
Once inside, I took the stairs to avoid being in a confined elevator with people.
They had to end up taking the obligatory BP reading twice, because the first one wasn't in the safe zone.
I said, no doubt, because I'm suffocating.

Do you wear a belt and suspenders too? Two masks?

 

[mhip]

Do you wear a belt and suspenders too? Two masks?

I wanted the protection of an N95, and the Proper Cloth mask matched what I was wearing.
I find that completely reasonable.

 

[beargonefishing]

You realize you just said i'm big dicked?

You misinterpreted my in-France.

 

[brokencycle]

I wanted the protection of an N95, and the Proper Cloth mask matched what I was wearing.
I find that completely reasonable.

Well played.

 

[SixOhNine]

I wanted the protection of an N95, and the Proper Cloth mask matched what I was wearing.
I find that completely reasonable.

Now this is how you StyleForum.

 

[Bhowie]

I wanted the protection of an N95, and the Proper Cloth mask matched what I was wearing.
I find that completely reasonable.

ive done the same

 

[edinatlanta]

The worst thing about coronavirus is that now when I see a penny on thr ground I don't pick them up.


#QuarantineIsCostingMeMoney

IT IS A SHINY ONE TOO

 

[beargonefishing]

IT IS A SHINY ONE TOO View attachment 1399920

Did you move across the pond?

 

[edinatlanta]

Did you move across the pond?

There are times in life when i look at the world with multiple countries able to annihilate humanity at the touch of a button, rampant and intractable inequality combined with oleagenous cretins as heads of state and wonder: how in the midst of all this could there be a god?

And then i remember the existence of British tabloids.

 

[Omega Male]

Nice.

 

[Omega Male]

Florida offers drive-through Botox to quarantined residents

Quarantined Florida residents worried about their laughter lines and crows' feet need frown no longer - Botox is back, and it's being offered at a drive-through.

www.reuters.com