The OFFICIAL Social Distancing Thread: Life in Lockdown

[Piobaire]

Bro.

 

[noob in 89]

Man, these stepmoms are getting stuck everywhere, I tell you. Inside couches, under sinks. In beds, in-between beds. It’s an epidemic!

 

[beargonefishing]

Man, these stepmoms are getting stuck everywhere, I tell you. Inside couches, under sinks. In beds, in-between beds. It’s an epidemic!

They are also acting really strange when they catch you in your private moments.

 

[sushijerk]

You guys miss retail shopping? I forgot how much of my "enjoying the weather" is browsing shops. I'd walk about 7 miles in nyc on a nice day and see how the stores are changing.

I bought a jacket online and then drove an hour to walk some wood trails yesterday and that **** was not hitting.

 

[Thrift Vader]

Wife took son to grandparents house. 80's music and dancing in the kitchen.

yassss.

 

[SixOhNine]

They are also acting really strange when they catch you in your private moments.

Step sisters have started acting really oddly, too. Especially the ones with attractive friends...

 

[Thrift Vader]

I just need to go back to work.

 

[edinatlanta]

Yall even by my standards yall dudes are being weird af

 

[Bhowie]

You guys miss retail shopping? I forgot how much of my "enjoying the weather" is browsing shops. I'd walk about 7 miles in nyc on a nice day and see how the stores are changing.

I bought a jacket online and then drove an hour to walk some wood trails yesterday and that **** was not hitting.

I hated window shopping.

 

[edinatlanta]

Soon I hope the narrative will stop being: "Only Americans" or "Only X-type of people" aren't following social distancing/SIP rules.

Everybody out here breakin the rules

Mansion Party in Atlanta Shut Down, Mayor Bottoms Disappointed

Mansion party in Atlanta shut down by cops, Mayor Bottoms is extremely disappointed but encourage by other's following coronavirus rules.

www.tmz.com

 

[mhip]

You guys miss retail shopping? I forgot how much of my "enjoying the weather" is browsing shops. I'd walk about 7 miles in nyc on a nice day and see how the stores are changing.

I bought a jacket online and then drove an hour to walk some wood trails yesterday and that **** was not hitting.

I really do. I miss my fast paced South Coast Plaza window shopping.
Laughing at the stupid line for Din Tai Fung, challenging myself to walk by Uniqlo without stopping for 3 for $9.99 socks and always failing. And finally ending up at Wahoos for lunch at my usual table that affords a view into Sephora...

 

[imatlas]

And finally ending up at Wahoos for lunch at my usual table that affords a view into Sephora...

 

[mhip]

I like to objectify while I have lunch?
I thought this was a safe space...truth nest.

 

[double00]

south coast you gotta go claim jumper

 

[Piobaire]

I just wanna know who you have to tip to get that table with the view of Sephora!