The OFFICIAL Social Distancing Thread: Life in Lockdown

[Thrift Vader]

 

[nootje]

Sounds like a bad case of the flu. Please do remember to eat something, or have some broth. The water and oj is good, but you’re also flushing out minerals and other essential nutrients. Combined with sweating and that alone can make you feel miserable.

As for me: the weather turned for the better here. So spend the weekend out in the garden working through my reading list, work and personal. Happy to report that I got to the reward part, Churchill by Andrew Robert’s. Once that’s halfway through it’s shopping time! Online of course.

 

[noob in 89]

Spring break, day thirty-one:

Pornhub offers free premium memberships, but I run into a sort of Appreciation Y2K problem when a search for MILFS returns women who are my age or younger. What the eff is happening? How old is the average viewer?

I close my laptop in defeat.

 

[Thrift Vader]

We are getting old mang, My wife qualifies as a "Milf". as do most moms my age.

Your search skills are garbage.

 

[edinatlanta]

Spring break, day thirty-one:

Pornhub offers free premium memberships, but I run into a sort of Appreciation Y2K problem when a search for MILFS returns women who are my age or younger. What the eff is happening? How old is the average viewer?

I close my laptop in defeat.

I mean a hot 18-year-old single mom is a MILF...

 

[edinatlanta]

Update:

Ok....I haven't given a daily update not because I didn't want to, I have just been totally beat down by whatever this is! I was SO wrong when I thought that since the major aches and pains were gone, I was getting better.

So Friday evening, I am under my covers and my nose starts to run. I grab a tissue out of my sweatshirt pocket and soak it up. It happens a few more times and because I am literally under my covers, I didn't notice until the very last time it happened. This is what I was missing:

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Yes....that is what it looks like. The good thing is that it hasn't been an issue since.

On Friday or Sat, I had the slightest case of diarrhea. I have no appetite so I haven't had the need to use the toilet at all. I am trying to eat some soup and stock.

I am drinking loads of water and OJ. I still have no appetite. I still have no smell. I do have the ability to taste. No major fever. At times, I do feel a little warm.

I will try to explain how this feels....if I can even put my feelings into words:

It's an overwhelming feeling of despair! The slight aches are there, but when added to all of the other symptoms, it makes it worse. I can't sleep on one side for that long as my hips are very sore. This may seem crazy, but at times I feel that something is going on in my head.

Without having anything to take to reduce some of the symptoms, it makes all of this very frustrating, I am in pain. I am struggling to walk from my bed to the bathroom/back. I don't wnat to do anything now outside of lay down and watch Netflix/Youtube/sleep.

So that is what I have been doing the last 2 days. Watching some of the BS on Netflix....though I did throw on Shawshank to kill 2 hours. Same with Goodfellas.

I didn't even want to plug in my MacBook to provide an update(I finally did.) I was happy on my iPad in bed.

Maybe spending a little time on the computer today will help. Maybe it will get my mind off of how I am feeling. I am feeling like ****!

So that's it. I know it may not be dramatic, but it's not meant to be. Just my take as of Monday @12:40am.

@Bhowie

How are you breathing? The good news is now you are almost assuredly in the midpoint of whatever you got.

 

[beargonefishing]

I mean a hot 18-year-old single mom is a MILF...

And a Georgia high school graduate.

 

[Thrift Vader]

Or a late 40's Japanese Bar owner that does Yoga. . .

 

[Bhowie]

I’d rather take the 18 year old around the block.
@ter1413 be well my sweet prince

 

[Thrift Vader]

Novice. .

 

[imatlas]

Or a late 40's Japanese Bar owner that does Yoga. . .

Wait, what?

 

[Thrift Vader]

Yeah. . .

Hair, make-up, busty, entertaining, and fit.

My Milf game is on point. Homeboy is in the wrong 'Burb.

The best part? I am known around town as the "Untouchable". (or "The Drunk Saint")
7 Years of cruising Bars, and meeting Women.
- and never stepped out once. A staple of the Bar scene. Gentleman till i pass out.

They often ask if i have a friend. Other Customers are low quality.

 

[Piobaire]

We stayed at home all Sunday and it was a relaxing day. Did not log into work emails, work left me alone, and we chilled on the patio for several hours. I'm going to be so good at retirement.

 

[edinatlanta]

So what's going to happen in six months when we're out of new television and movies?

 

[Texasmade]

So what's going to happen in six months when we're out of new television and movies?

People are still uploading new content to Pornhub.