The OFFICIAL Social Distancing Thread: Life in Lockdown

[Numbernine]

Those "tabs" will cause that too.

 

[Van Veen]

It looks like my neighbors are running an off-book daycare, or maybe they're just caring for family members' kids. Whatever it is, the idea doesn't thrill me.

 

[Piobaire]

Just logged onto my fourth, hour long Zoom call about COVID.

 

[Omega Male]

Boredom sex is better than no sex, or just boredom.

 

[Fueco]

One of my favorite Weird Al songs, and it's perfect in this time of Shelter In Place...

 

[edinatlanta]

One of my favorite Weird Al songs, and it's perfect in this time of Shelter In Place...

It's amazing you can even have a favorite...

 

[Fueco]

It's amazing you can even have a favorite...

My favorite Weird Al songs are his jilted-lover-turned-stalker ballads. Melanie is my favorite, and I finally got to see him perform it live two years ago in Denver.

 

[Biscotti]

Didnt realize people actually listened to that ****.

 

[beargonefishing]

My favorite weird al song is.

 

[Fueco]

Didnt realize people actually listened to that ****.

It’s okay to acknowledge that you have no sense of humor.

 

[beargonefishing]

I fist pumped an hour ago in the grocery store because they had coffee creamer.

 

[wumpyfish]

If I had a nickel for every time I heard at career day, "I am going to become a multi-millionaire singing awful parodies of other peoples music"

 

[Bhowie]

Costco has that family of four survival pack for $1k, right? Can I get the “hungry man” versión for $250?

 

[beargonefishing]

Costco has that family of four survival pack for $1k, right? Can I get the “hungry man” versión for $250?

With enough coke you can get anything you want.

 

[edinatlanta]

My favorite weird al song is.

Are you kidding me? I mean here's all his good songs