***the official Jet thread***

[RFX45]

Originally Posted by Uncontrol

do you think of i buy some margiela jet will ******** with me

do you think he'll let me top?

You need Lanvin man, Lanvin.

 

[brad-t]

but it has to be old lanvin not this new ****

 

[hossoso]

Originally Posted by Uncontrol

but it has to be old lanvin not this new ****

Uhhhhh, not this season? If it's not something new off the rack (pre-sale is a plus) or hard to find vintage found by a private detective in England /Italy then I really doubt he will cover it in honey and shove it up your ass. Back me up here, Jet.

 

[brad-t]

he hates new lanvin sneakers

 

[RFX45]

Outside of sneakers, I think new Lanvin is still Jet-approved.

 

[hossoso]

Originally Posted by Uncontrol

he hates new lanvin sneakers

a comment

Originally Posted by RFX45

Outside of sneakers, I think new Lanvin is still Jet-approved.

a good comment


Remember you pricks, this thread is all about jet.

 

[whiskeybeard]

I thought he was cool until he shat all over my official baller linen shirt threak

 

[AR_Six]

Originally Posted by hossoso

If it's not something new off the rack (pre-sale is a plus) or hard to find vintage found by a private detective in ******* Narnia then I really doubt he will cover it in honey and shove it up your ass. Back me up here, Jet.
FTFY

Remember, the Jet astros can only be found in some shop in Kuwait.

 

[Makeshift_Robot]

EMERGENCY UPDATE: Jet is currently smoking a blunt the size of a thigh, wearing a Margiela knit over another Margiela knit, with his legs tucked into the armholes of a crisp, elegantly tailored Jil blazer. His fourteen inch dick barely fits between the lapels (watch out Uncontrol).

 

[hossoso]

Originally Posted by Makeshift_Robot

EMERGENCY UPDATE: Jet is currently smoking a blunt the size of a thigh, wearing a Margiela knit over another Margiela knit, with his legs tucked into the armholes of a crisp, elegantly tailored Jil blazer. His fourteen inch dick barely fits between the lapels (watch out Uncontrol).

You heard him boys: Code 516. This is not a drill. Get your Ann D., lawn-darts, all your Jil **** and that Slip n' Slide from before. It's going to be a long ******* night.

 

[macuser3of5]

Originally Posted by Uncontrol

do you think of i buy some margiela jet will ******** with me

do you think he'll let me top?
play your cards right and you could probably eiffel tower with socal

 

[hossoso]

Originally Posted by macuser3of5

play your cards right and you could probably eiffel tower with socal

We call it the high-five back in Seattle. Down in Carolina they call it the Wobbly H.

 

[erzu]

Originally Posted by Makeshift_Robot

EMERGENCY UPDATE: His fourteen inch dick barely fits between the lapels (watch out Uncontrol).
i guess jet's bragging of how he always fellates himself to climax is entirely true.

 

[hossoso]

Originally Posted by erzu

i guess jet's bragging of how he always fellates himself to climax is entirely true.

Wow... you think you know someone and then find out that he sucks his own dick. It's like I'm livin' la vida loca!!!!

 

[KitAkira]

Ibdt. That is all