Spoiler: swish!, swish!, swish! Stuff's ridiculous! Announcing the All-New Robin Hood Undercover(ism) mini-sales thread event: NEW! NEW! NEW! $600+ ninja pants for the low, low price of $149! These are the pants I bought that now you will buy! Get at me. MEASUREMENTS Waist: 16.25" (but maybe some stretch? Fits me. I usually wear a tagged 32) Thigh: Full of stealth ninja weirdness. Measured straight across it is ~13" but it fits like an 11.5" thigh but with high mobility. (Fit pics and discussion available upon request). Inseam: 31" Hem: 7.75" .