The Must Have Shoe For Wall St.

[Beckwith]

Email going around Wall St. I was NOT searching for these, I already own the Gucci loafer!

Originally Posted by josepidal

I wonder how the OP found these shoes in the first place.

 

[Leaveitothexperts]

OMG, hilarious. Life changing? I like the . . . .

". . . . After liquidating the CDs and index funds from my online brokerage account, I decisively executed a few short sales and got long the gas futures curve. How could I go wrong? Man was I feelin' it.

I can't recommend Hedge Funds enough. Sure they're expensive, and I have had to change my friends, but everybody in the right crowd is talking about them. They practically yell out: "hey, this guy is important." Hedge Funds are just so today! They really changed my life. . . ."

I cannot seem to get over how such an astute trader thinks $160 is expensive for shoes . . . afterall, going short the gas futures "curve" must have resulted in a windfall

 

[Leaveitothexperts]

113 out of 115 people found the comment helpful . . . . wondering whether that was for the humor content . . .

 

[jmatt]

Originally Posted by Leaveitothexperts

113 out of 115 people found the comment helpful . . . . wondering whether that was for the humor content . . .
113 people get the joke. 2 do not.

 

[Teacher]

Oh man, that's the funniest thing I've seen since the eBay leather pants listing from a year or two back. (Does anybody have that, by the way?)

 

[Connemara]

Originally Posted by Teacher

Oh man, that's the funniest thing I've seen since the eBay leather pants listing from a year or two back. (Does anybody have that, by the way?)

****, I wish I did. That was too good.

 

[j]

http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/000286.html

 

[pinchi22]

Hey, I just love my Hedge Funds. I think its the best investment I´ve made since a went long with Long Term Capital Management - a month before it imploded.

 

[Kelvin71]

I'll be waiting for Kenneth Cole to release a shoe more suited to my current profession as a commodities trader.

The Kenneth Cole Big Swinging D***.

 

[Teacher]

Originally Posted by j

http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/000286.html

WOOHOO! THE LEATHER PANTS ARE BACK! LONG LIVE J AND THE LEATHER PANTS!

 

[DeSica]

I bought a pair and ended up losing my shirt.

 

[Tokyo Slim]

Originally Posted by j

http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/000286.html

The best part is in the FAQ:

Q: Thank you for the inspiration. I am now thinking of ebaying every little thing....and I do mean little thing that I ever wore to be a man pleaser/enticer. That would have to include stiletto heels, leather bustiers, gstrings and the like.....hmmm, wait a minute....now that I think about it....I might have to bid on those pants and create an ensemble....for myself. Did I mention that I am 5'2?

A: Hello Senator Clinton.