The Most Deranged Sorority Girl Email You Will Ever Read

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  1. acidboy

    acidboy Senior member

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    LOL
     
  2. Texasmade

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    I wonder which one wrote the email.
     
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    ^ None. Those are newly initiated sisters. No way an older girl would do a photo like that.



    My fraternity was too poor and/or lazy to have a listserv, and we rarely put any business in writing. We were complete dicks but we actually didn't talk this way to each other even during meetings. Last I can remember was some scolding (laced with profanity) about being too nice to pledges. I am quite certain the chick who wrote that email is on the butch side.
     
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  4. acidboy

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    That her, thrusting her pelvis into the girl in front of her?
     
  6. HRoi

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    Would hit but not cunt punt
     
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    Would fucking HIT provided she KEEPS her MOUTH SHUT
     
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    She would probably drop f-bombs all over the place if she didn't keep her mouth shut.
     
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    On second thought, I would probably be fine with her using her mouth
     
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    Claghorn Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    She'd only put out if you were Sigma Nu; otherwise it'll be bad for her sorority.
     
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    I hope she's not fucking boring and awkward in bed.
     
  12. HRoi

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    There is a roofie joke here that I just won't make
     
  13. GreenFrog

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    But... you just did.

    :p
     
  14. salisboss

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    I think that this is awesome. Where I went to college there were definitely no fun sororities that we didn't want to hang out with. When the social chair my senior year to improve my fraternities stock by only planning parties with the fun houses he made a point to tell everyone to be friendly and talk to the girls and not be weird.

    Sent from my SCH-I535 using Tapatalk 2
     
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    I don't know why but that came over as some super-weak bro-brag.
     

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