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The Most Deranged Sorority Girl Email You Will Ever Read

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by js4design, Apr 18, 2013.

  1. js4design

    js4design Senior member

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    From Gawker

    Most accurately described in the comments section as a slutty Ari Gold, this girl does not have time for boring or awkward people.

     
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    I know I speak for all of my SF brethren when I say THIS THREAD IS USELESS WITHOUT PICTURES.

    Thank you.
     
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    It LITERALLY is FUCKING real.



    (I have no idea)
     
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    Jesus Hymie Christ on a cracker!

    I pity the poor fool who marries that harpy!
     
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  6. matty long legs

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    Am I the only one who doesn't find this that shocking? I was in a fraternity. Similar things were said, although certainly not to the extent as in this girl's email. What's bullshit is that people feel like forwarding emails like this to Gawker. I love Gawker and read it daily, but society's desire to share everything (as I write this on a menswear forum) drives me crazy.
     
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    We had a brother write a hilarious email about a sorority after a poorly attended mixer with a few disinterested girls. He was under the influence when he wrote it and accidentally mistyped one of the email addresses, inadvertently sending it to the brother of a girl in the sorority. It took a good four years to patch things up because it was brutal about these girls, but I couldn't have imagined someone actually sending it to a "news" site.
     
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    I like the term "cunt punt"
     
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    That email is actually rather awesome.
     
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    Weird shits should be allowed to do weird shit whenever they want if it's not damaging to the sorority. The rest of the email seems reasonable within the parameters of Greek life politics and what not. Tone is harsher than necessary. All in all, good read.
     
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    Sigma Nu is mad that the girls in this sorority are boring (not putting out) so a sister tells them they need to whore it up with their counterpart fraternity. I should've joined a frat.
     
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  12. acidboy

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    I imagine that sorority's their version of zeta alpha zeta in 'the house bunny'
     
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    Claghorn Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    These are they (some of Delta Gamma at University of Maryland)

    [​IMG]
     
  14. acidboy

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    samples of her now inactive tweeter feed

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    Her posting style seems oddly familiar. Neo, is that you?
     
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  16. acidboy

    acidboy Senior member

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    LOL
     
  17. Texasmade

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    I wonder which one wrote the email.
     
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    ^ None. Those are newly initiated sisters. No way an older girl would do a photo like that.



    My fraternity was too poor and/or lazy to have a listserv, and we rarely put any business in writing. We were complete dicks but we actually didn't talk this way to each other even during meetings. Last I can remember was some scolding (laced with profanity) about being too nice to pledges. I am quite certain the chick who wrote that email is on the butch side.
     
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  19. acidboy

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    [​IMG]
     
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    Claghorn Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    That her, thrusting her pelvis into the girl in front of her?
     

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