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The little horrors in life

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Eason, Jun 8, 2011.

  1. munchausen

    munchausen Distinguished Member

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    There's a friend of a friend of mine who has a whole series of party pictures where he has a pee stain on his skinny jeans. I don't know if he didn't notice it and the flash brought it out or if he just knows no shame.
     


  2. origenesprit

    origenesprit Distinguished Member

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    This seriously sucks . Somehow I only happens when I'm not wearing dark pants, too...

    Another good one: letting a guy take a group photo with your camera of your parents and some of your father's business associates, while aware that if the guy tries to look at the photo, and then looks at the previous photo, it is a picture of your girlfriend's ass covered in cum. SCARY!
     


  3. mr.orange

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    Another good one: letting a guy take a group photo with your camera of your parents and some of your father's business associates, while aware that if the guy tries to look at the photo, and then looks at the previous photo, it is a picture of your girlfriend's ass covered in cum. SCARY!

    please post pictures. [​IMG]
     


  4. yjeezle

    yjeezle Distinguished Member

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    What the dude above said...

    Ditto on the pee thing...
     


  5. davesmith

    davesmith Affiliate Vendor

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    when you flush a toilet with a normal sized shit, and normal amount of toilet paper, but there is a perfect storm of awkward flush physics that still results in a semi clog.

    You stare at the steady rise of water until it hits the bottom of the rim in total horror.... and then by the grace of God it slowly starts spiraling back down.

    this horror is multiplied exponentially when it happens at someone else's house.


    this is the moment where everyone wishes the ground would just open up and swallow them alive
     


  6. pvrhye

    pvrhye Distinguished Member

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    this is the moment where everyone wishes the ground would just open up and swallow them alive

    If the ground is opening up to swallow things, your flushing problem is remedied.
     


  7. acidboy

    acidboy Stylish Dinosaur

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    you catch your dad looking at your gf's bewbs as she bends over

    getting caught by your parent or s.o. fapping

    throwing up while drunk, and toilet water splashes back to your face
     


  8. mr.orange

    mr.orange Distinguished Member

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    getting caught by your parent or s.o. fapping


    look them in the eye and finish like a boss.
     


  9. munchausen

    munchausen Distinguished Member

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    you catch your dad looking at your gf's bewbs as she bends over

    Ha, nah. It's nice to see the old man's still got some life left in him.

    However, coming home and walking in on your 65 year old dad banging your 49 year old mom [​IMG]

    Never happened, but got very close once.
     


  10. willpower

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    Also, peeing, thinking you're done, putting your dick back in your underwear, and then releasing a bit more.


    I read in an old Letters to Playboy article that when you're done pissing, press the underside of your scrotum where it attaches to your taint and yank in a gentle upward motion. This will release any of the remaining urine that was hiding in wait to stain your white pants.
     


  11. Eason

    Eason Bicurious Racist

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    This seriously sucks . Somehow I only happens when I'm not wearing dark pants, too...

    Haha that happened to me this term. I taught class sitting down.
     


  12. Neo_Version 7

    Neo_Version 7 Stylish Dinosaur

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    When one of the girls you're effing accidentally calls you "baby". [​IMG]
     


  13. Eason

    Eason Bicurious Racist

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    When one of the girls you're effing accidentally calls you "baby". [​IMG]

    Do you know how I know you're a virgin?
     


  14. tropics

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    look them in the eye and finish like a boss.


    [​IMG][​IMG]
     


  15. munchausen

    munchausen Distinguished Member

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    Do you know how I know you're a virgin?
    seriously, dude needs to take this shit back to DT
     


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