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The little horrors in life

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Eason, Jun 8, 2011.

  1. acidboy

    acidboy Senior member

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    taking a bath. dropping the soap. soap slides to the shower drain thats full of crud and hair.
     
  2. Nil

    Nil Senior member

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    Taking a shit and no matter how much you wipe, you never come up clean.
     
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    yjeezle Senior member

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    fly flies in your eye
     
  4. Eason

    Eason Senior member

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    Waking up, hitting the snooze, and then dreaming that you get up, shower, get dressed and drive to work. Then waking up and realizing you have to do the whole thing again.

    Haha the only thing worse is combining this with the 6am wake up + frigid house.
     
  5. pvrhye

    pvrhye Senior member

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    using a public toilet and only noticing the lack of TP when you're already committed.
     
  6. acidboy

    acidboy Senior member

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    using a public toilet and only noticing the lack of TP when you're already committed.

    why do you think they invented the pocket square?
     
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    why do you think they invented the pocket square?

    Now THAT'S patina!
     
  8. Shoe fetishisisisist

    Shoe fetishisisisist Well-Known Member

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    Letting your GF use your mobile for something whilst praying the whole time she has it in her hands that no texts come through from that little hottie you've been texting on the sly. [​IMG]
     
  9. SirGrotius

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    Ordering a shrimp caesar salad and the shrimp are fried and breaded.
     
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    How do the commercial's creators know the number of people yet not know their names? I think something is odd here.

    Btw, it scares me that apparently no one reading my little horror didn't find that resonates.


    Sampling bitches.


    Waking up on a work morning and realizing the best thing that could reasonably happen in your life is you will have 20 more years of this exact same shitty routine, putting up with the exact same and predictable petty shit for 20 more years, and have to deal with an ever changing cast of idiots that are all predictably the same for the next 20 years.

    And that's if your life works out as well as you can reasonably expect.


    I'm still young enough to have hope. Also, I have a sneaking suspicion that I am the idiot of the bunch.
     
  11. alexanduh

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    Waking up, hitting the snooze, and then dreaming that you get up, shower, get dressed and drive to work. Then waking up and realizing you have to do the whole thing again.

    +1 that was an eventful morning.
     
  12. Dakota rube

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    Getting food poisoning, shitting yourself at work, running out to drive home before anyone notices, getting in an accident on the way home, standing waiting for cop to finish while alternately (1) dry heaving and (2) feeling the shit dry up on your leg.

    Yes, this actually happened.


    Jeezus, that's terrible.
     
  13. jimmyfingers

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    Pissing at a bar in urinals w/o dividers next to some sloppy fat fuck and getting sprayed by his urine as it bounces off the urinal.
     
  14. APK

    APK Senior member

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    Having to fill up with gas. I fucking hate it.

    This, my god, this. It takes, what, three minutes? I still have to almost have the low fuel light to come on before I can force myself into a gas station parking lot. This is even worse when it's winter and there's a semi-legitimate reason why you wouldn't want to stand outside of your car.
     
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    The second you realize you didn't fart, but you have diarrhea.


    LOL

    Nearly as good as a temperamental 16 year old boy and your not allowed to use your cattle prod.
     
  16. gamelan

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    holding onto the toilet seat for dear life after having a little too much to drink the previous night.

    feelings for someone that aren't reciprocated. yeah yeah yeah....[​IMG] fuck off. let me enjoy my misery.

    stupid people. you know who you are.

    -Jeff
     
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    stupid people. you know who you are.

    -Jeff


    Most of them don't, though, and that's a big part of the problem.
     
  18. Dakota rube

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    Most of them don't, though, and that's a big part of the problem.

    +1
     
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    IDing an army captain/colonel/general in uniform.

    Finding out one of your favorite shirts is dirty and you have to wear something off the "backup" drawer.
     
  20. mr.orange

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    Trying to search an ex girlfriend's name in Facebook while using your smartphone and accidentally putting her name down as a status update. Then realizing you can't delete an update from your phone. [​IMG]

    I've had a few close encounters but nothing like this lol.

    People walking just slow enough to piss you off, but too fast that you'll have to speed up to overtake them.

    Sometimes speeding past them works but other times you can't and then you have to make small talk. ugh I hate small talk!

    Letting your GF use your mobile for something whilst praying the whole time she has it in her hands that no texts come through from that little hottie you've been texting on the sly.

    [​IMG]


    keep on pimpin' brotha


    -accidentally invading your co-worker's "personal space"
    -ending a conversation with someone you don't really want to talk to
    -having a stiffy and knowing you have to get up in front of people
     

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