The little horrors in life

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  1. acidboy

    acidboy Senior member

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    I don't get it, though. The water goes down. That's a story of triumph. The [​IMG] happens when it keeps going. Thankfully I know how to stop it but it still means pulling out, and then cleaning, the plunger.

    returning the plunger, and leaving a trail of shit-infested toilet water across the bathroom
     
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    Lifting something you think is heavy but in fact it's light. The Cognitive Dissonance is incapacitating.
     
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    When you go to Thailand, party it up and get really drunk and go home with what you thought was a hot girl but you pass out only to wake up later to find out you're getting raped in the ass by "her" and you then beat his ass and the police come who then force you to pay the the guy because he's a prostitute and he provided his services for you.

    And then 3 months later you find out you're HIV positive.
     
  5. GreenFrog

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    When you go to Thailand, party it up and get really drunk and go home with what you thought was a hot girl but you pass out only to wake up later to find out you're getting raped in the ass by "her" and you then beat his ass and the police come who then force you to pay the the guy because he's a prostitute and he provided his services for you.

    And then 3 months later you find out you're HIV positive.


    There's a radio advertisement here in Boston that's been playing lately.

    It says "there are 5000 people in Massachusetts who have AIDS and don't know. You could be one of them. Get tested."

    Always scares me [​IMG]
     
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    finding out she's a he

    gas light blinking for 20 minutes and yet there's no gas station in sight and you're backed up on the highway

    piece of heavy wood falling on your big toe an hour ago and now the toenail's slowly turning black


    FTFY.
     
  7. yjeezle

    yjeezle Senior member

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    How does this even happen?

    jordan shorts + boxers + hiking
     
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    Having to fill up with gas. I fucking hate it.
     
  9. Shoe fetishisisisist

    Shoe fetishisisisist Well-Known Member

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    Can't believe no one has posted this little gem.

    Stepping on a upturned plug

    [​IMG]
     
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    Having to fill up with gas. I fucking hate it.

    yes that is true... [​IMG]
     
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    Having to use shitty plastic silverware.
     
  12. Piobaire

    Piobaire Not left of center?

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    There's a radio advertisement here in Boston that's been playing lately.

    It says "there are 5000 people in Massachusetts who have AIDS and don't know. You could be one of them. Get tested."

    Always scares me [​IMG]


    How do the commercial's creators know the number of people yet not know their names? I think something is odd here.

    Btw, it scares me that apparently no one reading my little horror didn't find that resonates.
     
  13. in stitches

    in stitches Kung Joo Moderator

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    Lifting something you think is heavy but in fact it's light. The Cognitive Dissonance is incapacitating.

    the opposite. my brother would fill a water bottle with pennies and nonchalantly ask people to pass it over to him. my brother is teh douche.
     
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    Trying to search an ex girlfriend's name in Facebook while using your smartphone and accidentally putting her name down as a status update. Then realizing you can't delete an update from your phone. [​IMG]
     
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