The little horrors in life

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  1. willpower

    willpower Senior member

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    Shampoo in your pee pee hole
     


  2. M. Bardamu

    M. Bardamu Senior member

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    Settling in for a nice shit at the office men's room, only to have the resident rotten-guts come barging into the next stall to unload a fetid spray of egg mcmuffin
     


  3. TheSauceBoss

    TheSauceBoss Well-Known Member

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    when you flush a toilet with a normal sized shit, and normal amount of toilet paper, but there is a perfect storm of awkward flush physics that still results in a semi clog.

    You stare at the steady rise of water until it hits the bottom of the rim in total horror.... and then by the grace of God it slowly starts spiraling back down.

    this horror is multiplied exponentially when it happens at someone else's house.


    100% LMAO
     


  4. alliswell

    alliswell Senior member

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    Settling in for a nice shit at the office men's room, only to have the resident rotten-guts come barging into the next stall to unload a fetid spray of egg mcmuffin

    QFT.
     


  5. Joffrey

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    While making out with a girl and two minutes from getting her into bed you realize you have to take a shit.
     


  6. Piobaire

    Piobaire Not left of center?

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    While making out with a girl and two minutes from getting her into bed you realize you have to take a shit.

    WWED? (What would Ed do?)
     


  7. madseason17

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    Shampoo in your pee pee hole

    Well, that sounds about as horrific as they come
     


  8. GreenFrog

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    Having debris stuck in your eye no matter how hard you try to get it out -- every blink is annoyingly painful and irritating. Been suffering from this for the past 4 hours.. tried rubbing my eye, tried washing it out with tears, tried changing contacts, tried flushing it out with eye drops.. all to no avail [​IMG]
     


  9. munchausen

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    Having debris stuck in your eye no matter how hard you try to get it out -- every blink is annoyingly painful and irritating.

    Been suffering from this for the past 4 hours.. tried rubbing my eye, tried washing it out with tears, tried changing contacts, tried flushing it out with eye drops.. all to no avail

    [​IMG]


    the feeling of having something in your eye lingers after whatever was in there is gone.
     


  10. Joffrey

    Joffrey Senior member

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    Eye thing happened to me yesterday. Eye looked completely fine but everytime I blinked it felt irritated. Was afraid I had an infection. Luckily it's gone now.
     


  11. Dakota rube

    Dakota rube Senior member

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    mosquito bite on your nuts

    How does this even happen?
     


  12. SenorMatador

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    when you flush a toilet with a normal sized shit, and normal amount of toilet paper, but there is a perfect storm of awkward flush physics that still results in a semi clog.

    You stare at the steady rise of water until it hits the bottom of the rim in total horror.... and then by the grace of God it slowly starts spiraling back down.

    this horror is multiplied exponentially when it happens at someone else's house.


    /thread
     


  13. Lighthouse

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    the feeling of having something in your eye lingers after whatever was in there is gone.

    Its the resulting abrasion that itches and hurts.
     


  14. munchausen

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    I don't get it, though. The water goes down. That's a story of triumph. The [​IMG] happens when it keeps going. Thankfully I know how to stop it but it still means pulling out, and then cleaning, the plunger.
     


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    finding out she's a hooker

    gas light blinking for 20 minutes and yet there's no gas station in sight

    piece of heavy wood falling on your big toe an hour ago and now the toenail's slowly turning black
     


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