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The little horrors in life

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Eason, Jun 8, 2011.

  1. flashkobalt

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  2. Eason

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    Isn't that what shower heads are for?
     
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    That is frightening, and agonizing, but I'd just get into the bathroom at the grocery store before I ever considered walking back home w/ bags
     
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    I HATE dropping the deuce in a public restroom, particularly one that is unlikely to be cleaned on a regular basis like the grocery store's. That option never entered my mind.

    BTW, I made it home in time. :slayer:
     
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    Opening up your laptop and resuming it from sleep in a public place, and then remembering that you forgot to close the porno you were watching when you last closed the computer.

    Bonus points if: (1) It's a loud porn and the volume is turned up on your laptop (2) It's weird porn. Horses, poop, whatever. (3) You're opening your laptop at work for a presentation.

    I have had the full trifecta happen to me
     
  6. El Argentino

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    :uhoh:

    Mr. Hands by chance?
     
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    wow. did you get fired after that?
     
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    No, I basically just had to awkwardly try to laugh it off while I frantically muted everything and closed all the offending windows. Thankfully I had not yet plugged in the projector.
     
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    You need a washlet, then it will never matter if you run out of toilet paper.
     
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    You change your toddler run around for a few with no diaper on. Baby takes a shit. On the carpet. :fu:
     
  11. Eason

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    When you're already fucked up at the party, someone hands you a shot and you down it, then your realize it's 151 and your time left upright is numbered in single digits.
     
  12. El Argentino

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    Stalking out a purchase, and then having to break it to the wife you're spending $500 on "a pair of shoes."

    It's horrifying anticipating it, and it's horrifying seeing her reaction.
     
  13. Liam O

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    That horrible wrenching feeling in your gut when you hear the alarm go off, and know you have 45 minutes to get out the door, but you're so exhausted you feel hungover because you only got your head down three hours earlier.
     
  14. Liam O

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    You mean her buying a 600 dollar pair?
     
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    letting out a small but deadly fart....



    on the airplane. Even doing the ol' crop dusting technique ('stretching your leg's by walking down the aisles) doesn't help...


    bonus points if you're the middle seat and just stay put and ignore the gasps on either side of you.
     
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    :lol:

    People always seem to want to get me drinks at the end of the night when I'm most hammered... The timing never seems to work in my favor.
     
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    When you accidentally drop your earbuds into your cup of coffee/tea/water on your desk.
     
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    when you lose the rubber ear bud on an in-ear earphone... like it comes off because jeans pockets are tight/grippy and falls to the ground and its lost...

    you can only block out half of the noise during a commute/flight. music is only half as good.
     
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    that rare but oh so disgusting moment when you pee in the middle of the night and the stream is good and its hitting the middle of the target and then you notice a slight dripping on the floor and its hitting your toes and you can't decide whether to wash that nasty piss off your toes in the cold running water or just hop back to bed and spread your cooties on the sheets.
     
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    A bit better than yesterday, all day vomiting for
    ^considering there are at least 40000 mites living in one's pillow, a little urine added into the bedding isn't going to hurt things.
     

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