The little horrors in life

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  1. Eason

    Eason Bicurious Racist

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    This thread is to celebrate those brief, but poignant moments where you momentarily consider suicide as an escape:

    Waking up exhausted in a freezing house well before dawn to go to work during winter
    Stepping into the bathroom with socks on only to step in a slick of water
    mosquito bites on your fingers
     
  2. acidboy

    acidboy Senior member

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    peeing in the middle of the night, too lazy to turn on the light, and first stream comes out shooting everywhere but in the toilet. now you not only have to turn on the light, but have to clean up that shit.

    broken tv remote.

    fucking crazy family members calling you at work, first thing in the morning.
     
  3. Eason

    Eason Bicurious Racist

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    peeing in the middle of the night, too lazy to turn on the light, and first stream comes out shooting everywhere but in the toilet. now you not only have to turn on the light, but have to clean up that shit.

    Ooooh, that's the advantage of living alone [​IMG]

    Eating a big spoonful of muesli and getting nothing but disgusting dried dates, even though you thought you picked them all out
     
  4. Don Carlos

    Don Carlos In Time Out

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    One of the assistants/admins in my office recently guilt-tripped everyone into setting aside an entire day next week to go do volunteer work. The idea has now achieved so much currency in the office that the "volunteer" part no longer seems true.

    [​IMG]
     
  5. Eason

    Eason Bicurious Racist

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    Hmm, that seems a little more like "things that are pissing you off" than one of life's little axioms of horror.
     
  6. LawrenceMD

    LawrenceMD Senior member

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    when you flush a toilet with a normal sized shit, and normal amount of toilet paper, but there is a perfect storm of awkward flush physics that still results in a semi clog.

    You stare at the steady rise of water until it hits the bottom of the rim in total horror.... and then by the grace of God it slowly starts spiraling back down.

    this horror is multiplied exponentially when it happens at someone else's house.
     
  7. kwilkinson

    kwilkinson Having a Ball

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    Finding out that someday there will be a mini-Eason on this earth.
     
  8. acidboy

    acidboy Senior member

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    Finding out that someday there will be a mini-Eason on this earth.

    that may one day impregnate your future daughter
     
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    Thomas Senior member

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    that may one day impregnate your future daughter

    wait - cuddling doesn't produce children. If it did, though, they would probably be half-kwilk, half-pillow.
     
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    Getting anything from the medicine cabinet, and having 2000 plastic bottles, band aids, and empty medicine boxes falling down in a nuclear chain reaction, leaving you shaking and emptying the whole drawer in the hopes that, at some time, your doctor gave you a bottle of Xanax.
     
  11. kwilkinson

    kwilkinson Having a Ball

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    wait - cuddling doesn't produce children. If it did, though, they would probably be half-kwilk, half-pillow.

    Ouch baby, very ouch. My sex life has been very active lately, though. I just don't post about it every time I touch a breast anymore.
     
  12. yjeezle

    yjeezle Senior member

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    mosquito bite on your nuts

    that itch on your back that you can't ever really reach

    when you use the spray sunblock but fail to realize that you're supposed to smooth out the spray, which results in little sunburnt blotches that show all the places you missed
     
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    blowing a tire, taking out the spare and seeing that the spare is flat.
     
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    blowing a tire, taking out the spare and seeing that the spare is flat.

    while wearing a nice suit. In the summer.
     
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    that hole on your sock and in the course of the day you feel your toe going through said hole

    that moment after you fap to some porn when you have to turn the player off before you wash up

    trying to cut off a piece of clear tape and you can't fucking find the tip of the tape plus your fingernails are freshly trimmed

    middle of the day and you know that fart left a streak in your underwear
     

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