A couple of guys are sitting at a bar when a pirate walks in, decked out: parrot, tricorner hat, eye patch, the whole nine yards. He also has a ship's wheel affixed to his belt buckle. "That's something you don't see every day," says the one guy to the other. The pirate is clearly having difficulty because of the huge wheel centered at his groin. He has to slip sideways through the door, and getting onto a barstool is quite a production. The two guys decide they have to say something. As the pirate is reaching through the spokes of the ship's wheel for his rum, the guy asks, "Hey, pirate, what's the deal with the wheel? Isn't that a pain?" Says the pirate, "Yarr, it's drivin me nuts."