I apologize if this has been done here before... Alright, we all have our favorite jokes that get our friends laughing and what not... post your favorite(s) here. They can be long, or short, clever or dirty or both. I'll start it off. The Penguin Joke One day a Penguin was having trouble with his car, so he took it into the shop to get it worked on. The technician said to come back in a few hours and he could tell him what the problem with the car was. So the penguin went off, and decided to kill some time by eating ice cream (penguins love ice cream). You know how penguins don't really have fingers of any sort, so they can't grip a fork. The penguin was eating the ice cream with his wings, making a mess and getting it all over the place.. on his face and all over his black feathers, because he had no other way of eating it. So in a little bit, the penguin heads back to the auto shop, and the technician comes out to greet him. "What's the problem?" the penguin asks. "Oh, it looks like you just blew a seal," answers the technician. Reassuringly, the penguin responds, "Oh no no no, it's just ice cream."