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[Mark from Plano]

Originally Posted by lakewolf

An englishman, a irish, a nun and a very sexy blonde woman are sitting in the train. the train gets into a tunnel. when it's dark, the sound of an slap in the face is heard by everyone.

when the train gets out of the tunnel again the nun thinks:
one of the mans tried to touch the blonde an she beat him.

the blonde woman thinks:
wow... one of those guys tried to touch me, touched the nun instead and she beat him.

the englishman thinks:
****... i bet, the irish touched the blondie, she thought that it was me and hit me.

the irish thinks:
hopefully there's another tunnel, then i can hit that bastard again.

Reminds me of another:

An englishman, an irishman and a scot were all sitting at a bar. Bartender brings them all beers and all at the same time, three flies circle and plop down, one in each beer.

Englishman says, "Say my good man could you bring me another beer? This is disgusting."

Irishman simply picks the fly up tosses it to the side and drinks the beer down.

Scot grabs the fly by the wings and starts shaking it saying "spit it out, ya bastard, spit it out."