The Home Ownership Thread

[PhilKenSebben]

Glad to hear I inspire such confidence. Im...fine. I have a lot of looks baggage.

Sorry @Omega Male, I didn't realize he was completely clapped.

 

[ValidusLA]

Sorry @Omega Male, I didn't realize he was completely clapped.

It's good to be reminded this is the internet and not a real conversation. I will commence acting like I have a gold plated 18" penis.

 

[PhilKenSebben]

It's good to be reminded this is the internet and not a real conversation. I will commence acting like I have a gold plated 18" penis.

Only 18"?

 

[ValidusLA]

Only 18"?

Ya man, I had the other half reduced and made into bullion coins.

 

[Omega Male]

Sorry @Omega Male, I didn't realize he was completely clapped.

If I had a Bumble profile it would read thusly.

? Fat, bald, boring.

? Tall, rich, polite.

Let's empower the ladies to make up their own minds.

 

[PhilKenSebben]

If I had a Bumble profile it would read thusly.

? Fat, bald, boring.

? Tall, rich wife, polite.

Let's empower the ladies to make up their own minds.

Fixed

 

[ValidusLA]

If I had a Bumble profile it would read thusly.

? Fat, bald, boring.

? Tall, rich, polite.

Let's empower the ladies to make up their own minds.

We also live in CA.

If we were like 5s out here we'd be Adonis in whatever flyovers states plebs live in.

 

[bdavro23]

We also live in CA.

If we were like 5s out here we'd be Adonis in whatever flyovers states plebs live in.

A friend of mine from LA came to visit me here in flyover country 10 years ago before I met my wife. I was dating a really attractive train wreck that he affectionately christened the "Cincinnati 16"...

 

[Texasmade]

We also live in CA.

If we were like 5s out here we'd be Adonis in whatever flyovers states plebs live in.

That's called the midwest or Michigan.

 

[ValidusLA]

A friend of mine from LA came to visit me here in flyover country 10 years ago before I met my wife. I was dating a really attractive train wreck that he affectionately christened the "Cincinnati 16"...

There are attractive people everywhere for sure, but I definitely notice when I leave CA.

My best friends since age 5 sister is veryq attractive (as in she has the lead in her second Hulu show upcoming hot). Honestly when we were all in HS she was like...considered pretty but not outrageously so.

Upscale LA suburbs are very attractive, by and large.

 

[bdavro23]

There are attractive people everywhere for sure, but I definitely notice when I leave CA.

My best friends since age 5 sister is veryq attractive (as in she has the lead in her second Hulu show upcoming hot). Honestly when we were all in HS she was like...considered pretty but not outrageously so.

Upscale LA suburbs are very attractive, by and large.

The women mostly...

I spend a lot of time in LA and there is nowhere on Earth with more Rose/ Thorn couples.

 

[ValidusLA]

The women mostly...

I spend a lot of time in LA and there is nowhere on Earth with more Rose/ Thorn couples.

While this is true, I would still say men out here are better looking in general than NY.

I actually think the east coast women compare favorably to west coast women more so than do the east coast to west coast men.

Lots of overweight, pale rich dudes with well dressed, in shape wives in NY.

 

[bdavro23]

While this is true, I would still say men out here are better looking in general than NY.

I actually think the east coast women compare favorably to west coast women more so than do the east coast to west coast men.

Lots of overweight, pale rich dudes with well dressed, in shape wives in NY.

I think you're right about this. Its amazing how centers of wealth and power also tend to concentrate beautiful women.

 

[PhilKenSebben]

I think you're right about this. Its amazing how centers of wealth and power also tend to concentrate beautiful women.

Yes, it is a complete mystery

 

[Texasmade]

Yes, it is a complete mystery

God acts in mysterious ways.