The Home Ownership Thread

[sugarbutch]

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I was choosing to ignore all of that, thankyouverymuch

 

[otc]

Warm, humid, white noise, light reading... What more could you want?

Actually... My friend's wife revealed that she's caught him standing IN the hot shower browsing Reddit with his phone held out of the water.

 

[imatlas]

Steam shower's where it's at. Maybe I should look into waterproof phone enclosures.

Wasting water is how you separate east coast folks from those from western states.

We put in a massive tub, and I feel like we can't use it until the drought is over. If ever.

 

[PhilKenSebben]

Steam shower's where it's at. Maybe I should look into waterproof phone enclosures.



We put in a massive tub, and I feel like we can't use it until the drought is over. If ever.

Droughts are are for poor people. Do what you want. Everyone else seems to

 

[sugarbutch]

Droughts are are for poor people. Do what you want. Everyone else seems to

The ground in the central valley is literally sinking because the aquifers are being drained so rapidly. Atlas should be able to take his bath, but maybe California could stop wasting its water so that you people can have cheap almonds.

 

[PhilKenSebben]

The ground in the central valley is literally sinking because the aquifers are being drained so rapidly. Atlas should be able to take his bath, but maybe California could stop wasting its water so that you people can have cheap almonds.

What do you mean by "you people"!?!

But seriously, Agreed. Almonds are my least favorite nut, feel free to never grow them again

 

[brokencycle]

The ground in the central valley is literally sinking because the aquifers are being drained so rapidly. Atlas should be able to take his bath, but maybe California could stop wasting its water so that you people can have cheap almonds.

Maybe you wineos should stop wasting so much water on grapes while we're at it.

 

[double00]

well it's not just the aquifer,

it's the water that would naturally recharge that aquifer

but is instead impounded by dams for *reclamation* or *flood control* or *hydroelectric* or whatever the program happens to be

it's the natural system that is made into a *resource*

and so has been husbanded for human use

so the natural system is now a human system

an artifact of governance

a wilderness of man

enjoy your tub

 

[beargonefishing]

Landscaping wastes a **** ton of water, so I now only manscape.

 

[PhilKenSebben]

Landscaping wastes a **** ton of water, so I now only manscape.

Don't make .e show more pictures of naked bears ...

 

[double00]

Landscaping wastes a **** ton of water, so I now only manscape.

you dryshaving homie

 

[beargonefishing]

Don't make .e show more pictures of naked bears ...

You misspelled "left click, open all my bookmarks."

 

[ValidusLA]

Landscaping wastes a **** ton of water, so I now only manscape.

Me growing a Japanese garden in Los Angeles:

 

[beargonefishing]

you dryshaving homie

Don't be ridiculous, I manscape in the front yard while the sprinklers are running.

 

[sugarbutch]

well it's not just the aquifer,

it's the water that would naturally recharge that aquifer

but is instead impounded by dams for *reclamation* or *flood control* or *hydroelectric* or whatever the program happens to be

it's the natural system that is made into a *resource*

and so has been husbanded for human use

so the natural system is now a human system

an artifact of governance

a wilderness of man

enjoy your tub

No offense, man, but your poetry is kinda terrible.