The Home Ownership Thread

[Texasmade]

Did anyone say anything about a fungeon or maybe a Waffle House?

 

[Michigan Planner]

Did anyone say anything about a fungeon or maybe a Waffle House?

As long as it’s not a Blue Waffle House, I think he’s fine.

 

[Milksteakboiledhard]

As long as it’s not a Blue Waffle House, I think he’s fine.

 

[nootje]

Yeah, but think of the premium you could charge people for the sexy pole dances in the middle of a gun range while they at roulette experience. Easily more than 10k a day.

Besides, as I recall, you are European. Renounce the church, steal their land, and start your own new church with better rules.

Problem solved!

With prostitution semi legal, a population not that interested in guns, and even a gov monopoly on gambling not profitable, your American business plan would not work here.

As for the second part, almost correct.
1- bring down attendance by becoming atheistic socialist commies
2- church gets problems funding their staff with low attendance numbers
3- church divests old churches to keep solvent.
4- nootje can buy newly build house on prime real estate in the city center

Just like I planned.

 

[nootje]

Did they stipulate that the building can’t be converted to a Church of Satan?

A church service would have to be recognized by the council of churches in the Netherlands. I just checked, there’s 31 denominations on their recognized list. Basically ranging from Catholic to evangelical to orthodox. But not the church of satan.

Come to think of it, I could just go for LA Guys orgy pod, as long as they don’t pay for the privilege.

 

[PhilKenSebben]

"nootje, post: 10717519, member: 2886. But not the church of satan.

Sounds like a few calls to the Hague and the human rights commission will sort all of this right out!

@Omega Male , do you mind it when your wife calls in the "private firefighters" to help "put out fires" on the property?

Private firefighters fuel tensions while saving California vineyards and mansions

Last October, firefighter Ryan Bellanca and his crew battled to keep the raging Glass Fire from devastating an upmarket Napa Valley vineyard. Authorities from Cal Fire and the Napa County Sheriff's office eventually stepped in and detained the private firefighters for several hours, according...

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[patrick_b]

Hearing your internet speeds is fascinating. We have comcast and I use their crappy rental router. In my office near the router on my phone, I get 700+ Mbps download but 17Mbps upload. Is this normal?

I don't have issues streaming or anything and there are times when my wife and I both work from home and have two kids on remote learning. But that upload speed is pitiful, no?

 

[brokencycle]

Hearing your internet speeds is fascinating. We have comcast and I use their crappy rental router. In my office near the router on my phone, I get 700+ Mbps download but 17Mbps upload. Is this normal?

I don't have issues streaming or anything and there are times when my wife and I both work from home and have two kids on remote learning. But that upload speed is pitiful, no?

Yes. Cable internet almost always has very low upload speeds.

 

[Van Veen]

Cutting into the brick on my house is def the scariest DIY thing I’ve done so far, but it was a success.

I was too conservative with the cut, so I had to spend like 45 minutes enlarging the hole. Other than that it was easy (twss, I know)

Lesson learned for the rest of them.

 

[PhilKenSebben]

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Cutting into the brick on my house is def the scariest DIY thing I’ve done so far, but it was a success.

I was too conservative with the cut, so I had to spend like 45 minutes enlarging the hole. Other than that it was easy (twss, I know)

Lesson learned for the rest of them.

If you need a hole enlarged, drop me a line.i am a pro.

That said, looks good!

 

[Van Veen]

If you need a hole enlarged, drop me a line.i am a pro.

That said, looks good!

this takes slow, gradual enlargement. training. requires patience.

 

[PhilKenSebben]

this takes slow, gradual enlargement. training. requires patience.

Nah. Just need to shove my massive dong in the hole. Trust me. I am an expert

 

[Fueco]

Nah. Just need to shove my massive dong in the hole. Trust me. I am an expert

 

[PhilKenSebben]

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[Fueco]

Jonard Adjustable Hole Cutter - 10in

The Jonard Tools AHC-10 adjustable hole cutter is designed for cutting round holes in ceilings, walls, and floors and is the perfect tool for installing recessed speakers, lighting, or other round objects.

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Amazon.com: 1 Inch Bi-Metal Hole Saw HSS Drill Bit With 1.5 Inch Deep For Cutting Metal Wood Plastic By Henson : Tools & Home Improvement

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LOL

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