The Home Ownership Thread

[PhilKenSebben]

Once I have some free time tomorrow I'll have to hose everything down and sweep it out with the big scrub brush.

This seems like a good cleaning process for the orgy wing

 

[Omega Male]

Fungeon or GTFO.

 

[PhilKenSebben]

Fungeon or GTFO.

My issue is this.

Whenever I hear about a fungeon, I assume it is a 1:1 experience. And that just seems like a lot of work and maintenance for not a lot of payoff. As a fan of the group sexes, an orgy room/wing jusst seems more enjoyable all in all.

 

[SixOhNine]

Paging @LA Guy.

So is this only for Greeks and Romans, or is it open to all? Or is this like Olympic wrestling, and there are different types of orgies- this room is for classical Greco-Roman orgies, and there's a different one for freestyle orgies?

 

[HRoi]

Plot twist : that staircase leads to a room designed by that Raiders/murder house owner from Maryland

 

[imatlas]

So is this only for Greeks and Romans, or is it open to all? Or is this like Olympic wrestling, and there are different types of orgies- this room is for classical Greco-Roman orgies, and there's a different one for freestyle orgies?

Turkish orgies STRICTLY FORBIDDEN

 

[otc]

Turkish orgies STRICTLY FORBIDDEN

I feel like a turkish orgy would just be an exercise in blue balls

 

[Michigan Planner]

Wasn't there a discussion here recently about urinals in the home?

I was looking at the listing for a house that popped up on the market near my kids' school and found this gem:

I know that's supposed to be a sink, but damn does it look like some sort of ultra-modern urinal!

 

[imatlas]

Wasn't there a discussion here recently about urinals in the home?

I was looking at the listing for a house that popped up on the market near my kids' school and found this gem:

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I know that's supposed to be a sink, but damn does it look like some sort of ultra-modern urinal!

It's just asking to be misused.

 

[Michigan Planner]

It's just asking to be misused.

Agreed.

If I recall my real estate law classes well enough, I think that might be an "attractive nuisance".

 

[SixOhNine]

Wasn't there a discussion here recently about urinals in the home?

I was looking at the listing for a house that popped up on the market near my kids' school and found this gem:

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I know that's supposed to be a sink, but damn does it look like some sort of ultra-modern urinal!

You don't appreciate that it is stripped of all pretense down to only what is functional?

 

[Gibonius]

Wasn't there a discussion here recently about urinals in the home?

I was looking at the listing for a house that popped up on the market near my kids' school and found this gem:

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I know that's supposed to be a sink, but damn does it look like some sort of ultra-modern urinal!

It's just asking to be misused.

Maybe this just speaks to my friends, but 100% chance that some drunk guest would piss in that.

 

[SixOhNine]

Maybe this just speaks to my friends, but 100% chance that some drunk guest would piss in that.

My friends would do that sober.

 

[HRoi]

It’s a urinal for the tall, short-penised man

 

[PhilKenSebben]

It’s a urinal for the tall, short-penised man

@edinatlanta good news man...