The Herd: What are College Girls Doing Now?

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  1. mikejones

    mikejones Senior member

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    Besides the pathetic and tired Ugg boots, leggings, tight-fitting shirt with elastic waist, don't forget the awful, trite brown, poofy winter jacket with the hood that has the faux fur.

    There were about 18 million of these girls, usually aged roughly from high school through grad school, walking around NYC today, just unbearable. I wanted to ask a few if they fucking grew girls like them on trees in whatever butt-fuck town they came from. Vomitizing.

    I would have, except my kids were with me, and they're getting old enough to understand when I do shit like that now [​IMG]
     


  2. Connemara

    Connemara [URL='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jST2Sv63WQ']

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    The term 'being a bum' has become popular with the Herd. "I was like, really hungover so, like, I was totally just a bum all day. obvi!" 'Passing out' is reaching epidemic status. I cannot remember the last time I heard someone say, "I went to bed at 9 PM" or "I was exhausted so I went to sleep." It's all about 'I totally passed out.' [​IMG]
     


  3. Neo_Version 7

    Neo_Version 7 Senior member

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    I ask the higher powers, is the "pout-face" ever going to cease?

    They answer me not.
     


  4. Connemara

    Connemara [URL='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jST2Sv63WQ']

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    I ask the higher powers, is the "pout-face" ever going to cease? They answer me not.
    Never. What will these people do after college? This is a serious question. I'm sure some sociology dissertation was written on this topic. What do douchebags and douchettes do when they graduate? I would assume most end up as homemakers or middle-management.
     


  5. Stazy

    Stazy Senior member

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    I ask the higher powers, is the "pout-face" ever going to cease?

    They answer me not.


    Your avatar is excellent.
     


  6. Neo_Version 7

    Neo_Version 7 Senior member

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    And your avatar is going out with a Jonas brother. Better than fuckin Dax Shepherd, I suppose.

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    Well, I suppose the girls could get by with their looks for a few years. The guys, eh. What is it douchebags do these days? Watch CFL and play Nintendo? That.
     


  7. BDC2823

    BDC2823 Senior member

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    Never.

    What will these people do after college? This is a serious question. I'm sure some sociology dissertation was written on this topic. What do douchebags and douchettes do when they graduate?

    I would assume most end up as homemakers or middle-management.


    Have you not seen the club scene? Douchebags end up as club promoters or used car salesman and douchettes, well they either become pseudo-trophy wives or become strippers.
     


  8. chronoaug

    chronoaug Boston Hipster (Dropkick Murphy)

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    What the fuck? Douchebags are into the canadian football league? I didn't even think people in canadaland watched the CFL. I feel bad for you guys



    If you knock nintendo again i'm going to stomp your throat in
     


  9. Stazy

    Stazy Senior member

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    What the fuck? Douchebags are into the canadian football league? I didn't even think people in canadaland watched the CFL. I feel bad for you guys

    This is correct. I hate the CFL.
     


  10. Neo_Version 7

    Neo_Version 7 Senior member

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    Apparently, no one really does. There was a big game last week since it was being held in Montreal. Did not care too much for it.

    Fine. They play Sega. Does Sega still exist? That.
     


  11. Connemara

    Connemara [URL='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jST2Sv63WQ']

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    Neo, it seems you don't know any douchebags.
     


  12. 05charley

    05charley Senior member

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    What will these people do after college? This is a serious question. I'm sure some sociology dissertation was written on this topic. What do douchebags and douchettes do when they graduate?

    I would assume most end up as homemakers or middle-management.



    Wrong - Upper management or politicians.
     


  13. Connemara

    Connemara [URL='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jST2Sv63WQ']

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    Wrong - Upper management or politicians.
    I always think of finance as the ultimate douche profession. But not important corporate finance---paper pushers and number crunchers at the regional BoA building in Des Moines seem more like it.
     


  14. Neo_Version 7

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    I do know one guy who wears graphic hoodies and drinks Red Bull every morning. The twist? He's married. Still, quite a jolly fellow. Got to know him yesterday. Told him I was in his Consumer Society class since September and he told me to and I quote, "Fuck off".
     


  15. Connemara

    Connemara [URL='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jST2Sv63WQ']

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    I do know one guy who wears graphic hoodies and drinks Red Bull every morning. The twist? He's married. Still, quite a jolly fellow. Got to know him yesterday. Told him I was in his Consumer Society class since September and he told me to and I quote, "Fuck off".
    I bet he thought you were some faggot trying to get into his track pants.
     


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