A trend that seems to be worse than college girls are girls that didn't go to college that never left your home town. This can also include guys as well. Reading their status updates can be depressing. I realize that I escaped my hometown years ago, but I really don't need to know that, in your late 20s, you still follow our high school football team. I also don't want to see pictures of you puffing a Virginia Slim, hovering over the two wheezing bastard puppies you squeezed out shortly after our senior year, whose only fortune in life will be their birthing order, #2 and #3, escaping the onslaught of peppermint schnapps and marlboros that silenced their predecessor. Ouch. Got a few issues?