The Herd: What are College Girls Doing Now?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Connemara, Nov 12, 2008.

  1. Connemara

    Connemara [URL='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jST2Sv63WQ']

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    ^^ lol. what is the point of fucking some chick if you have to get yourself drunk just to be able to tolerate it? Sex is supposed to be enjoyable, not a grin and bear it situation. [​IMG]
    You really know how to out yourself as a virgin.
     
  2. GQgeek

    GQgeek Senior member

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    You really know how to out yourself as a virgin.


    If, only I could operate at your level, conne. [​IMG]
     
  3. PiperInAlberta

    PiperInAlberta Senior member

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    ^^ lol. what is the point of fucking some chick if you have to get yourself drunk just to be able to tolerate it? Sex is supposed to be enjoyable, not a grin and bear it situation. [​IMG]

    No no, you missed the point.

    Alcohol makes ugly girls hot, which makes it enjoyable to sleep with them.

    Just make sure you leave before you sober up.

    Face down and ass up in the dark, all girls look the same (unless they've got a dick...then you're fu*ked).
     
  4. Matt

    Matt [email protected]

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    I want to punch girls in the face who describe food as "delish"

    +1

    and

    ^^ I really don't understand people that think internet slang is suitable for introduction into actual conversations. =/

    +1

    There are very few things I am really picky about in general conversations, I'm kinda easy going there, but both of those things make me seriously shudder.
     
  5. GQgeek

    GQgeek Senior member

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    No no, you missed the point.

    Alcohol makes ugly girls hot, which makes it enjoyable to sleep with them.

    Just make sure you leave before you sober up.

    Face down and ass up in the dark, all girls look the same (unless they've got a dick...then you're fu*ked).


    If you drink to the point where it affects your judgement that much, you're probably almost completely desensitized as well, so ya, I don't really understand the point.

    That said, I'm not the type to go out and get hammered. I dislike being drunk and I hate the feeling of nausea that accompanies it later that night or the next morning. I like a light buzz, but my sharp knees detector is still 100% accurate at that point. [​IMG]
     
  6. PiperInAlberta

    PiperInAlberta Senior member

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    If you drink to the point where it affects your judgement that much, you're probably almost completely desensitized as well, so ya, I don't really understand the point.

    That said, I'm not the type to go out and get hammered. I dislike being drunk and I hate the feeling of nausea that accompanies it later that night or the next morning. I like a light buzz, but my sharp knees detector is still 100% accurate at that point. [​IMG]


    I'm still young and spry enough to enjoy going out and drinking myself into utter oblivion.

    Regrettably, however, my drinking binges are now counted monthly as opposed to weekly/daily (school has to end eventually). I also have a girlfriend, so I now am merely a shephard to heard the cattle over to my friends (I live near a college full of those dastardly Ugg wearing airheads as described in this topic).

    Mooooooooo.
     
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    JonHecht Senior member

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    ^^ lol. what is the point of fucking some chick if you have to get yourself drunk just to be able to tolerate it? Sex is supposed to be enjoyable, not a grin and bear it situation. [​IMG]



    +10
     
  8. erdawe

    erdawe Senior member

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    I also have a girlfriend, so I now am merely a shephard to heard the cattle over to my friends (I live near a college full of those dastardly Ugg wearing airheads as described in this topic).

    Mooooooooo.


    [​IMG]
    Couldn't be any closer to the truth.
     
  9. Strombollii

    Strombollii Senior member

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    I also have a girlfriend, so I now am merely a shephard to heard the cattle over to my friends (I live near a college full of those dastardly Ugg wearing airheads as described in this topic).

    Mooooooooo.

    Ditto. I feel like the caretaker at times. But then again, I'm not worried about waking up next to an ugly, legging-wearing fiend, so it evens out.

    No no, you missed the point.

    Alcohol makes ugly girls hot, which makes it enjoyable to sleep with them.

    Just make sure you leave before you sober up.

    Face down and ass up in the dark, all girls look the same (unless they've got a dick...then you're fu*ked).

    This depresses me.
     
  10. ysc

    ysc Senior member

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    If you drink to the point where it affects your judgement that much, you're probably almost completely desensitized as well, so ya, I don't really understand the point.
    Drunk sex is great, there is a line you can cross and it becomes really drunk sex with the threat of vomiting, but before that line it can be very nice. I have to admit I am not so into losing all judgement and sleeping with someone awful.
     
  11. mafoofan

    mafoofan THE FOO Dubiously Honored

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    Apparently, college kids all wear backpacks instead of messenger bags now. I witnessed this firsthand after visiting my alma mater recently. Very strange.
     
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    Bahaha...drinking in the dorms. Classic Frosh.
     
  13. Don Carlos

    Don Carlos In Time Out

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    ^^ lol. what is the point of fucking some chick if you have to get yourself drunk just to be able to tolerate it? Sex is supposed to be enjoyable, not a grin and bear it situation. [​IMG]

    This comment, coupled with your previous comment to me questioning the value of Canadian strip clubs, makes me really think that you've got a lucrative career in interior design ahead of you. [​IMG]
     
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    suited Senior member

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    This was her status:

    "TANNING does not CAUSE skin cancer. It INCREASES the RISK. There's this little thing we like to refer to it as "mitosis" Skin cells are always/continuously undergoing mitosis, because we are constantly shedding dead skin cells(shower and scratching/itching) Sooooo tanning or not, we could get skin cancer, because all o...f u SHOULD know cancer is "mitosis gone wrong" Shut ur effin mouths about tanning already."

    Her friend Sara proceeded to comment "I figure, if I die from Cancer...At least I'll be tan![​IMG] "

    I added "Sara: I hear ya. Just think about all those jealous, pale onlookers glaring at you in a coffin at age 40. Those poor suckers, getting to live to see their grand kids grow up, what a joke. Maybe they could run your corpse through a spray tan, just to stick it to those poor pale suckers one more time!"

    The girl actually texts me and asks "Hey did you mean I was dumb by that comment"?
     
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    willy cheesesteak Senior member

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