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The Herd: What are College Girls Doing Now?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Connemara, Nov 12, 2008.

  1. Connemara

    Connemara Senior member

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    I feel this thread is necessary. College girls have the most finely tuned herd mentality of any group in American society. I have never encountered sheep like these before! I will regularly chronicle the latest "thing" for college chicks. Some perennial favorites: -Ugg boots -Leggings -Bizarre thigh-length shirts with elastic bottoms that make them look pregnant -Ballet flats -Black/white/electric blue/patent red heels for going out on the weekend, regardless of what else they are wearing The latest trend is Facebook-centric. Every girly is editing her pictures with Picnick, an application that lets you apply sepia, B&W, etc. and text to photos. Some excerpts that popped up within 24 hours on my Facebook feed (yes, I almost killed myself): [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] Note the utter lack of even pseudo-witty phrases, tacky clothing and slowly forming beer guts.
     
  2. JetBlast

    JetBlast Senior member

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    Shouldn't you be having sex with these girls rather than comparing their fashion trends as opposed to other college populations?
     
  3. Connemara

    Connemara Senior member

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    Shouldn't you be having sex with these girls rather than comparing their fashion trends as opposed to other college populations?
    Be quiet stewardess. I'm in a mood.
     
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    JetBlast Senior member

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    Be quiet stewardess. I'm in a mood.

    Can I service you with a hot towel, sir?
     
  5. Mr T

    Mr T Senior member

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    Shouldn't you be having sex with these girls rather than comparing their fashion trends as opposed to other college populations?

    Seriously, you are missing a key benefit of going to college.
     
  6. Connemara

    Connemara Senior member

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    Seriously, you are missing a key benefit of going to college.
    Right, 'cause I've never had sex in college. [​IMG] I am not Jon.
     
  7. sonick

    sonick Senior member

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    Can I service you with a hot blowjob, sir?

    fixed.
     
  8. Connemara

    Connemara Senior member

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    fixed.
    A mouth's a mouth.
     
  9. redcaimen

    redcaimen Senior member

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    You ought to petition J for a "Pent Up Anger Toward Women" subforum. You, GQGeek and Amerikaninja can take turns moderating.
     
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    michaeljkrell Senior member

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    Thank you for the information sir. Keep up posted for any new developments.
     
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    Shouldn't you be having sex with these girls rather than comparing their fashion trends as opposed to other college populations?
    They look unintelligent.
     
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    Shouldn't you be having sex with these girls rather than comparing their fashion trends as opposed to other college populations?

    Doesn't work, they're all going down on rach right now.
     
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    They look unintelligent.

    This is Conne we're talking about.
     
  15. Connemara

    Connemara Senior member

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    One Facebook tramp has her fancy picture album titled, "picnick obviiii <3"

    I hate humanity.
     
  16. crazyquik

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    One Facebook tramp has her fancy picture album titled, "picnick obviiii <3"

    I hate humanity.


    That's a good title.

    I've so far managed to keep my WAYWN-type photos away from thefacebookmachineofevil. I don't have a "Shooo pRoN obvi!" album. Yet.
     
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    nootje Senior member

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    running in the opposite direction?
     
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    stop whining. start banging
     
  19. Connemara

    Connemara Senior member

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    Bagels! OMG!

    The Herd is obsessed with bagels. Generally, plain (they don't even have the decency to get wheat) or cinnamon raisin with extra cream cheese. The belief that eating 5 bagels everyday is somehow healthy is gospel among these girls.

    Note that all bagels must be consumed while wearing sweatpants, Uggs, and a headband. Hair in a messy bun is a given.
     
  20. sonick

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    They are not doing you, that's for sure.
     

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