The end-game of pretension?

[Manton]

I have never seen anything quite this stupid. I feel that, as a more or less enthusiastic fine-diner, they are making us all look really bad. Letting down the team, as it were:

http://ateliercrenn.com/food_menu.pdf

 

[edmorel]



I have never seen anything quite this stupid. I feel that, as a more or less enthusiastic fine-diner, they are making us all look really bad. Letting down the team, as it were:

http://ateliercrenn.com/food_menu.pdf

Not sure if they know this or not, but they forgot to list the food

 

[jhilla]

"Hi yes, the childhood memories sound delicious but can I have the cuddle with my Artic flare on the side please"?

"We don't offer substitutions, sir"

 

[jhilla]

On the front page...



And to answer your question yes I am a child that still likes dick and fart jokes.

 

[edmorel]

^^
is this a real restaurant?



"A gentle smell, oceanic of yummy feeling", are they referring to cunnilingus ?

 

[aravenel]

Don't call it a "tasting menu" you plebes. It's a *grand* tasting menu.

 

[aravenel]

I wonder if they compose a poem for each diner to go with their Chef's Grand Tasting Menu. I'd love to hear what they come up with for edmorel.

 

[clee1982]

well I just like to know (at least some idea) what I am eating actually...

 

[Manton]

I think it is real. I am going home next month so I was checking out what is new because, stupidly, I waited too long and Danko is booked on the nights I wanted. I knew about a couple of new places but that one was new to me.

Now, one thing I have to be careful of is not to go somewhere too froofy for the wife, well, that rang so many alarm bells I could almost envsion the divorce papers if I tried to take her there.

For all I know the food is great, and I might even try it myself if I had someone to go with, but even if the food is great, that would still be bar none the stupidest menu I have ever seen.

 

[ehkay]

They seem to have forgotten to attribute the poem on the right to a certain blogger extraordinaire.

 

[jhilla]

If smug from this menu gets hit by George Clooney's acceptance speech, it will be a disaster of epic proportions. The perfect storm...of self satisfaction.

http://www.southparkstudios.com/cli...of-self-satisfaction#searchterm=san francisco

And also this

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/155202/new-neighbors#searchterm=san francisco

 

[Hayward]

Perhaps we could send Mr. Creosote over to review the place.

 

[Bounder]



"A gentle smell, oceanic of yummy feeling", are they referring to cunnilingus ?

If the food is as bad as the poetry, the patrons will be gagging in the aisles.

Their menu is giving me a strong urge to eat buffalo wings. It's that bad.

 

[Cary Grant]

Shark jumping in full effect.

 

[itsstillmatt]



On the front page... And to answer your question yes I am a child that still likes dick and fart jokes.

If your dong looks like that head to the doctor.